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Postby Coppermine » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 am

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Good luck beating that one.
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Postby gfantasy » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:24 am

wow. you win.
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:38 am

Hey, I found last year's Razzie Award winners:

WORST PICTURE
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO (Sony/Columbia)
DIRTY LOVE (First Look Pictures)
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD (Warner Bros./Village Roadshow)
HOUSE OF WAX (Warner Bros.)
SON OF THE MASK (New Line Cinema)

WORST ACTOR
Tom Cruise / WAR of the WORLDS
Will Ferrell / BEWITCHED and KICKING & SCREAMING
Jamie Kennedy / SON OF THE MASK
The Rock / DOOM
Rob Schneider / DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO

WORST ACTRESS

Jessica Alba / FANTASTIC FOUR and INTO THE BLUE
Hilary Duff / CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 and THE PERFECT MAN
Jennifer Lopez / MONSTER IN LAW
Jenny McCarthy / DIRTY LOVE
Tara Reid / ALONE IN THE DARK


MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS
(New Category, Saluting the Celebs We’re ALL Sick & Tired Of!)

Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Lap-Dancing Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Hayden Christensen / STAR WARS III: NO SITH, HE’s SUPPOSED TO BE DARTH VADER?!?!
Alan Cumming / SON OF THE MASK
Bob Hoskins / SON OF THE MASK
Eugene Levy / CHEAPER by the DOZEN 2 and THE MAN
Burt Reynolds / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD and THE LONGEST YARD

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Carmen Electra / DIRTY LOVE
Paris Hilton / HOUSE OF WAX
Katie Holmes / BATMAN BEGINS
Ashlee Simpson / UNDISCOVERED
Jessica Simpson / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman / BEWITCHED
Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him / SON OF THE MASK
Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her / DIRTY LOVE
Rob Schneider & His Diapers / DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes” / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL

BEWITCHED (Sony/Columbia)
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO (Sony/Columbia)
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD (Warner Bros. / Village Roadshow)
HOUSE OF WAX (Warner Bros.)
SON OF THE MASK (New Line Cinema)


WORST DIRECTOR
John Asher / DIRTY LOVE
Uwe Boll / ALONE IN THE DARK
Jay Chandrasekhar / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
Nora Ephron / BEWITCHED
Lawrence Gutterman / SON OF THE MASK


WORST SCREENPLAY
BEWITCHED Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO Written by Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
DIRTY LOVE, Written by Jenny McCarthy
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Written by John O’Brien
SON OF THE MASK Written by Lance Khazei


MOST "WINNING" PICTURE

DIRTY LOVE – 6 Nominations / 4 Awards
Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Director, Worst Screenplay

I also found the following list of possible 2006 Raspberry Award nominees:

American Dreamz
Annapolis
Barnyard
Beerfest
The Benchwarmers
Big Momma's House 2
Bloodrayne
Click
The Convenant
Crossover
The Da Vinci Code
Doogal
Everyone's Hero
Failure to Launch
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Flyboys
Freedomland
Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties
Grandma's Boy
Hoot
John Tucker Must Die
Lady in the Water
The Lake House
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Little Man
Material Girls
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
The Omen
The Pink Panther
Poseidon
RV
See No Evil
The Shaggy Dog
Silent Hill
Snakes on a Plane
Talladega Nights
Ultraviolent
Underworld: Evolution
When a Stranger Calls
Wickerman
The Wild
Winter Passing
Zoom

The Black Dahlia does not appear to be in consideration, and I suppose I can understand why considering how many bad movies there were this year (with a few that probably don't belong on that list).

Again, i suppose it will get narrowed down considerably by the end of the year.
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Postby rob0417 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:15 pm

I have by far the worst movie ever made.

The Brown bunny

Absoloutly nothing happens, and even a oral sex scene at the end of the movie could not salvage this mess. The only redeming feature about seeing this movie, is I can say without any debate that I have scene the worst movie ever made.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:19 pm

rob0417 wrote:I have by far the worst movie ever made.

The Brown bunny

Absoloutly nothing happens, and even a oral sex scene at the end of the movie could not salvage this mess. The only redeming feature about seeing this movie, is I can say without any debate that I have scene the worst movie ever made.


So I google imaged this movie and the first picture was a woman with well yea read above
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Postby ironman » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:31 pm

Yeah I've heard Black Dahlia is supposed to be bad. Even the author of the book, James Ellroy says its a hunk of crap.

And the worst movie of all time is "Nothing But Trouble", that horrible flick with Chevy Chase, John Candy, Dan Aykroyd and Demi Moore. Just beyond terrible. The only redeeming quality to this movie is that Digital Underground makes an appearance in it, but even then it's not worth the price of admission.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever

Postby Phatferd » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:59 pm

Coppermine wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Yoda wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Yoda wrote:Black Dhalia... Horrible script, casting, plot, acting, you name it and it is in this movie. A complete waste of time, money and resoruces. I am not joking, this movie is awful.


HAHAHA! I clicked on this thread to write The Black Dhalia! There is seriously no movie that is worse than this. I was ready to SCREAM because I was so angry that I sat through it.

Never again! :-t :-t :-t :-t :-t


I think it's the type of movie that you need to watch 2 or 3 times to really understand the plot and appreciate the art that it is.


I dont think I'll ever see the art. I don't think I'll ever watch this movie again.


There are a lot of art house films that are not well-received and are considered quite good; the Black Dahlia isn't one of them. Someone here mentioned Lost in Translation. The movie won best screenplay (and best director I believe) but I know a lot of people who were both bored and frustrated by it. That's an art film. The Black Dahlia however was not well received by audiences or critics alike, which generally translates to be a stinker.


I'm all for art films, but Lost in Translation was just god awful. I also don't take much consideration into what Academy Awards a film gets. We all know the Academy Awards is just another even for Hollywood heiarchy to get all wet over each other.

I really like art films, I just couldn't get into this movie whatsoever. Two great "art classics" I recently saw and throughly enjoyed were The Bicycle Thief and 8 1/2.
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Postby Yoda » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:01 pm

Umm... I was just kidding about Black Dhalia as an art film. It sucked period.
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Re: Worst Movie Ever

Postby Coppermine » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:51 pm

Phatferd wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Yoda wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Yoda wrote:Black Dhalia... Horrible script, casting, plot, acting, you name it and it is in this movie. A complete waste of time, money and resoruces. I am not joking, this movie is awful.


HAHAHA! I clicked on this thread to write The Black Dhalia! There is seriously no movie that is worse than this. I was ready to SCREAM because I was so angry that I sat through it.

Never again! :-t :-t :-t :-t :-t


I think it's the type of movie that you need to watch 2 or 3 times to really understand the plot and appreciate the art that it is.


I dont think I'll ever see the art. I don't think I'll ever watch this movie again.


There are a lot of art house films that are not well-received and are considered quite good; the Black Dahlia isn't one of them. Someone here mentioned Lost in Translation. The movie won best screenplay (and best director I believe) but I know a lot of people who were both bored and frustrated by it. That's an art film. The Black Dahlia however was not well received by audiences or critics alike, which generally translates to be a stinker.


I'm all for art films, but Lost in Translation was just god awful. I also don't take much consideration into what Academy Awards a film gets. We all know the Academy Awards is just another even for Hollywood heiarchy to get all wet over each other.

I really like art films, I just couldn't get into this movie whatsoever. Two great "art classics" I recently saw and throughly enjoyed were The Bicycle Thief and 8 1/2.


Well I agree; after all, "Titanic" and "The English Patient" both one best picture... that's absurd.
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