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Postby JTWood » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:05 am

Independence Day was great!
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Postby Old_Style » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:45 am

i'll throw in a flyer for the super mario bros. movie
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Postby davidmarver » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:49 am

Van Helsing is the worst movie ever.

Nothing, however, compares to how bad Superman 64 was as a video game.
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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:59 am

Howard the Duck was a great movie!!! :-b
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Postby BritSox » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:36 am

How on Earth is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the list? Admittedly, the sequels were dreadful, but the original was ok. I still don't get hoe AI: Artificial Intelligence isn't there. One of the most boring, pretentious, overlong films ever made.

At least independence day had some cool action scenes.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:40 pm

my personal worst of all time in no particular order and subject to change at any time

1. Joe's Apartment- Jerry O'Connel and talking cockroaches from MTV commercials. i walked out of the theatre after 30 minutes...luckily i was seeing it for free

2.Holy Man - with Eddie Murphy. i actually watched over an hour of this before deciding to just shut it off

3. Midsummer Nights Dream - iactually liked the play...but this one was shut off as well

4. Battlefield Earth. Bad...just bad

5. Troll 2 - the best of the worst...it's so bad it's good. everyone should see this movie. the acting is so bad, there's one line that sticks out, where the kids aunt or mom or whatever asks him if he wants some of someting. the line should be "would you like some, Joshua?"...however, she utters "would you like some Joshua?", like she is asking Jousua if he'd like some Joshua.

i think a bologna sandwich is used as a weapon...oh, and there are no trolls :-?
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:46 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:5. Troll 2 - the best of the worst...it's so bad it's good. everyone should see this movie. the acting is so bad, there's one line that sticks out, where the kids aunt or mom or whatever asks him if he wants some of someting. the line should be "would you like some, Joshua?"...however, she utters "would you like some Joshua?", like she is asking Jousua if he'd like some Joshua.

i think a bologna sandwich is used as a weapon...oh, and there are no trolls :-?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfeuwj90RLs

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Postby Phatferd » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:28 pm

Lost in Translation was horrible.
You have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...
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Postby soxfan364 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:00 pm

I think the new Dukes of Hazzard was pretty awful, a horrible movie verison of a TV show (more so than Beverly Hillbillies).

Plan 9 is classic low budget 50's bad. I think of bad as recent high budget movies like Battlefield Earth, Ishtar, etc..
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Postby suppasonic » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:09 pm

Eight Legged Freaks and Alien vs. Predator stole 8 dollars and two hours of my life that I wont get back.
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