Snakes Gould wrote:yes i fully agree..thats not funny...one time i changed all of my friend's team names (like 12, all baseball, football and basketball) to THIS IS VIRUS...needless to say he got very freaked out and thought he had a virus...
Absolutely Adequate wrote:Here's what I want you to do if you find out it's the boss:
Get an old record sleeve and fill it with shaving cream. Slip the open side under his door. Jump on it. Run away.
Laugh when he complains his office is covered in shaving cream.
Good.
Waiting until he leaves, putting flour under his door, and powering it up with a blow dryer.
Better.
Also, my favorite "harmless" prank is to adjust someone's chair. Whatever handle they need to grab to fix it, smear something greasy on the underside of the handle. For extra fun, replace the grease with some smelly-good lotion borrowed from a girl in the office. Later, ask the co-worker why he smells like lavender.
Not that I've ever done anything like either of these...
Fireball Express wrote:Revenge is sweet. I'd do something subtle like putting vaseline on his car door handle. Remember, you really don't want to piss your boss off to much unless you plan on leaving in the near future.
It's the WWE. They reward people for beating up the boss.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Fireball Express wrote:Revenge is sweet. I'd do something subtle like putting vaseline on his car door handle. Remember, you really don't want to piss your boss off to much unless you plan on leaving in the near future.
It's the WWE. They reward people for beating up the boss.
Huh? No, I think they give you a voicemail message of Vince saying, "YOOOOORRRRRR....FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!"
Fireball Express wrote:Revenge is sweet. I'd do something subtle like putting vaseline on his car door handle. Remember, you really don't want to piss your boss off to much unless you plan on leaving in the near future.
It's the WWE. They reward people for beating up the boss.
Huh? No, I think they give you a voicemail message of Vince saying, "YOOOOORRRRRR....FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!"
Just call back and tell them that they smell like the Big Show's rear end.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Fireball Express wrote:Revenge is sweet. I'd do something subtle like putting vaseline on his car door handle. Remember, you really don't want to piss your boss off to much unless you plan on leaving in the near future.
It's the WWE. They reward people for beating up the boss.
Huh? No, I think they give you a voicemail message of Vince saying, "YOOOOORRRRRR....FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!"
Just call back and tell them that they smell like the Big Show's rear end.
Speaking of which, Unforgiven was actually pretty darn good.
Fireball Express wrote:Revenge is sweet. I'd do something subtle like putting vaseline on his car door handle. Remember, you really don't want to piss your boss off to much unless you plan on leaving in the near future.
It's the WWE. They reward people for beating up the boss.
Huh? No, I think they give you a voicemail message of Vince saying, "YOOOOORRRRRR....FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!"
Just call back and tell them that they smell like the Big Show's rear end.
Speaking of which, Unforgiven was actually pretty darn good.
Trish looked hot!
I actually wanted to see Cena lose and have to go to Smackdown. Would have put Edge up even higher if that's possible. Ah well.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Speaking of wrestling, here's one I've done on more than 1 occasion. The places where I've worked had a web page with the pictures of all the staff. I'd have access to the server, and swap someones photo out for a professional wrestler. One time I did Andre the Giant (but it wasn't an obvious wrestling photo, just a head shot). It actually stayed up for a year and no one said anything. I got tired of waiting and revealed the joke myself saying "Hey, what's the picture under your name on the web page?"