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Postby 3 run homer » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:13 am

Fireball Express wrote:Fantasy Football: The Warner/Boldin combo (insert threesome joke here), although if Frank Gore keeps it up I may have an affair with him.


Who doesn't like a man that can keep it up 8-o 8-o 8-o


















oh crap sorry bout that. :-B
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:22 pm

mweir145 wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:Carlos Delgado.

Oh I would date Carlos in a second if I was a woman or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Carlos. I like that. I like to be held, I like to be pampered.


Seriously. That's a little weird.

It's a reference to this:

(Homer prepares a video promoting Ned Flanders' availability:)
Homer: But don't take my word for it. Listen to this testimonial.
Wiggum: [on tape] Oh I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I, I like that. I like to be held, I like to be pampered.

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Yeah, I believe this is the episode where Homer makes a dating video for Flanders. :-b
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:59 pm

Damn sexy Flanders.

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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:07 pm

The Miner Part 2 wrote:Damn sexy Flanders.


It's actually "Stupid sexy Flanders".
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:54 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
The Miner Part 2 wrote:Damn sexy Flanders.


It's actually "Stupid sexy Flanders".


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:-b ;-)
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:59 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
The Miner Part 2 wrote:Damn sexy Flanders.


It's actually "Stupid sexy Flanders".


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:-b ;-)


Just as Homer Simpson said as his legs were being split open while skiing after thinking of "Stupid sexy Flanders":

This is the worst pain ever! :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:11 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
The Miner Part 2 wrote:Damn sexy Flanders.


It's actually "Stupid sexy Flanders".


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:-b ;-)


Just as Homer Simpson said as his legs were being split open while skiing after thinking of "Stupid sexy Flanders":

This is the worst pain ever! :-b


I love The Simpsons. ;-D
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Postby soxfan364 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:12 pm

For me, Papelbon - at least until a few weeks ago :~(
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:16 pm

Ok, the whole "man crush" thing is making me uncomfortable. And that's coming from me, Cu, the one who started threads about Toilet Paper and me turning into a woman for having negative thoughts concerning my co-workers fashion choices.

The stupid sexy flanders comment I found funny though...

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Postby Laean » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:28 am

closest thing to a fantasy mancrush i have is probably on halladay.

he doesn't K as much as some of the other elite aces, but he always seems to go deep into games, at least the 7th or 8th inning. i love how that makes his great ERA heavier than say someone like pedro's.
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