The Artful Dodger wrote: Being surrounded by fat/overweight/obese people won't hurt you,
What if they are hungry?
What if you're on an elevator and they put it over the weight limit?
What if you're at the movies watching something scary that makes people jump?
What if you're standing between them and McDonalds when it opens?
What if one of them falls down and rolls in front of your car?
Man I could go on and on and on.
But they are all really bad jokes.
Anyhow, if someone's going to go out of their way to try to talk down or belittle someone, they should be fully prepared to have it thrown right back at them. Like the fat guy trying to insult the smoker. Does anyone think smoking is healthy? Is this news? He should be fully prepared for the lady to tell him to quit eating and actually work out! If he can't handle that, then he needs to shut his trap and mind his own business.
That's my favorite madmin GT post ever
At the expense of what I said? In the immortal words of Carlito Caribbean Cool: "That's not cool."
No, your post was right on AD... I took Madison's as a joke.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....
The Artful Dodger wrote: Being surrounded by fat/overweight/obese people won't hurt you,
What if they are hungry?
What if you're on an elevator and they put it over the weight limit?
What if you're at the movies watching something scary that makes people jump?
What if you're standing between them and McDonalds when it opens?
What if one of them falls down and rolls in front of your car?
Man I could go on and on and on.
But they are all really bad jokes.
Anyhow, if someone's going to go out of their way to try to talk down or belittle someone, they should be fully prepared to have it thrown right back at them. Like the fat guy trying to insult the smoker. Does anyone think smoking is healthy? Is this news? He should be fully prepared for the lady to tell him to quit eating and actually work out! If he can't handle that, then he needs to shut his trap and mind his own business.
That's my favorite madmin GT post ever
At the expense of what I said? In the immortal words of Carlito Caribbean Cool: "That's not cool."
No, your post was right on AD... I took Madison's as a joke.
But...but....I was being serious!
Kidding, just kidding.
Actually AD, Big Vis was the first to come to mind. The whole "eating turns him on" thing sends shivers down my spine , so I stayed away because I wanted my response to at least resemble something funny.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Madison wrote:Actually AD, Big Vis was the first to come to mind. The whole "eating turns him on" thing sends shivers down my spine , so I stayed away because I wanted my response to at least resemble something funny.
Yeah, I was going to mention Big Vis too, but "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry was so 1999. In essence, they're rooted in the same gimmick, but Mark Henry and Mae Young produced a hand together, and on top of that, there was a minute mention to his character where he once claimed his first time was with his sister.
Madison wrote:Actually AD, Big Vis was the first to come to mind. The whole "eating turns him on" thing sends shivers down my spine , so I stayed away because I wanted my response to at least resemble something funny.
Yeah, I was going to mention Big Vis too, but "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry was so 1999. In essence, they're rooted in the same gimmick, but Mark Henry and Mae Young produced a hand together, and on top of that, there was a minute mention to his character where he once claimed his first time was with his sister.
Oh I definitely remember the Mark Henry stuff. The Mae Young thing was downright nasty though .
At least Henry got out of that storyline and went to a decent one with the World's Strongest Man thing. I think Vis is stuck unless he gets a major gimmick change.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
u guys didnt have to remind us of mae young all over again... it took years to forget that image in my head...chocolate and mae in bed together...she dead yet?
BitterDodgerFan wrote:u guys didnt have to remind us of mae young all over again... it took years to forget that image in my head...chocolate and mae in bed together...she dead yet?
Nah, she's cryogenically frozen until Vince McMahon needs to use her for another outlandish angle or if she's going to do an ungodly bronco buster on someone (DX perhaps?).
I'm a smoker and I get people coming up to me, "That's bad for you. It's not healthy".. My usual response is, "So is not minding your own business", said with a thick NY accent.
Do these people really care what I do. They would be upset for what, 15 minutes, hour tops, if I died. Really, you don't care about me. What they care about is being able to preach to someone and be all high and mighty.
Just shut up and keep walking, can't you see I'm trying to enjoy a cigarette. <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
Fireball Express wrote:I'm a smoker and I get people coming up to me, "That's bad for you. It's not healthy".. My usual response is, "So is not minding your own business", said with a thick NY accent.
Do these people really care what I do. They would be upset for what, 15 minutes, hour tops, if I died. Really, you don't care about me. What they care about is being able to preach to someone and be all high and mighty.
Just shut up and keep walking, can't you see I'm trying to enjoy a cigarette. <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
I'm not a smoker and I agree with this statement. It's your life, and it's not my job to tell you how to live it.
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by Coppermine » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:15 pm 
, so I stayed away because I wanted my response to at least resemble something funny. 
