David Wells traded to S.D.

[raiders_umpire]

Deal completed today. Kottaras is the player to be named later and he's been assigned to Boston's AA affiliate in the Eastern League. Can someone make me the paper bag?

Where is our graphics experts at? Let's get DM his paper bag made.

[BritSox]

I made one for WR during interleague actually.



Apparently, there was quite the bidding war for Wells.

[Mookie4ever]

I made one for WR during interleague actually.



Apparently, there was quite the bidding war for Wells.

In the David Wells spirit of the trade could you make the paperbag wearing guy fatter and maybe have him holding a hoagie dripping gravy? And could it be a used Doritos bag instead of a paperbag?

[davidmarver]

I made one for WR during interleague actually.



Apparently, there was quite the bidding war for Wells.

In the David Wells spirit of the trade could you make the paperbag wearing guy fatter and maybe have him holding a hoagie dripping gravy? And could it be a used Doritos bag instead of a paperbag?

Hahaha, that sounds like a much better paper bag. Lets get someone on that. Until then, here goes nothing: