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Postby Coppermine » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:20 am

Ok, not really. But here's the thing, my girlfriend is obsessed with these horrible fashion shows... when I'd like to be watching Seinfeld reruns and episodes of Cash Cab, I often come home to find her planted on the couch watching shows like the nauseating "What Not to Wear," the vomit-inducing "How Do I Look" and the mildly-entertaining "Queer Eye." But I never thought I paid attention to these. I often took this opportunity to do fantasy baseball stuff or cruise Google Earth. But I'm afraid some of it might be sinking in.

For instance, I have this slightly overweight co worker who consistently insists on wearing horizontally striped polo shirts to work every day. I'd like to tell him that this isn't a very flattering look for a heavyset fellow, but then I tell myself how gay that would sound (and rude). What scares me is that maybe these fashions shows are subliminally sinking in. I've always been able to dress myself, and my girlfriend will not pull any punches if I try to put on something ridiculous. Said co-worker recently got married and I'm surprised his new wife isn't scolding his shirt choices. Even worse, yesterday he came to work wearing a white shirt with white pants. He looked like a hospital working, only his weight made him look more like the Say Puft Marshmallow man.

Damn it, what's happening to me!
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:26 am

maybe your growing a vag
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:40 am

Yea my girlfriend watches what not to wear all the time. I'd do stacy though.

Anyways I'll watch it if there is some girl who has big boobies or will look hot when they are done.

But of course I surf the internet and don't really watch until boobies are on screen.

Anyways yea I don't know much about fashion other then that my girlfriend makes sure I don't dress like a stay puft marshmellow man
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Postby RugbyD » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:42 am

if you don't ahve a 2nd TV, go get one

if you already have a 2nd TV, problem solved
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:45 am

RugbyD wrote:if you don't ahve a 2nd TV, go get one

if you already have a 2nd TV, problem solved


Yea thats really saved our relationship. We actually put the tv's right next to each other. That way I get to spend "quality time" and still not pay attention to her
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:12 pm

Yeah, I have a TV in the bedroom so it really isn't a problem... the point is that I'm not irritated that she watches the shows and that I don't watch them... or at least I thought I didn't. That would be my "online time" at home, and the shows were just background noise.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:22 pm

Ugh, aren't all girls these days tuning into this fashion crap TV? I'm usually laughing at my buddies ranting about their girls making them watch Project Runway. If I was ever to get back into a relationship, I wouldn't care if they watched that junk, unless they forced me to watch it (I'll never do a thing like that) and/or have to hear about fashion faux pas all the time. I'm glad my last ex liked everything I liked: sports, James Bond movies, cars, and metal music. ;-D

As for me, I don't have the slightest care what other people wear unless they're wearing a Giants or Real Madrid jersey. :-t
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:25 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:I'm glad my last ex liked everything I liked: sports, James Bond movies, cars, and metal music. ;-D


What was his name? :-D
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Postby brewcrew4you » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:30 pm

Tell him the Babe Ruth Yankee Pinstripes story (how they changed to vertical stripes because they are slimming) in a different context, and maybe he'll take the hint.




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Postby acsguitar » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:41 pm

Coppermine wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:I'm glad my last ex liked everything I liked: sports, James Bond movies, cars, and metal music. ;-D


What was his name? :-D


Why do you think you need to get tested??


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