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Postby Madison » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:44 pm

"They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."


Said so bluntly that I couldn't help but to start laughing. :-b
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Postby BitterDodgerFan » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:58 pm

acsguitar wrote:
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acsguitar wrote:I thought they just beat to death 50,000 dogs in china to stop rabies.


No, it was to meet demand for General Tso's "chicken"


I like chinese restaurants next to animal hospitals


you mean next to animal testing labs.

also isnt it general tsao, not tso?
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Postby roninmedia » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:26 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:I bet the dog was a better driver than the Chinese woman. :-]

Not that I'm stereotyping. }:-)


Hey, us Half-Japs drive perfectly fine. If you call drifting on the 405 at 90 MPH as good driving.


So...you were that idiot I saw on the 405. :-B

Thats exactly one of the extremes of driving that people stereotype asians as bad drivers with. The dog doesn't exactly help either. I on the other hand am the 0.00001% of asians who is a good safe driver. :*)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:29 pm

Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:50 pm

acsguitar wrote:Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!


Well 3 now with that post acs. Right? :-b B-)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:01 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!


Well 3 now with that post acs. Right? :-b B-)


I'm only asian in spirit :-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:12 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!


Well 3 now with that post acs. Right? :-b B-)


I'm only asian in spirit :-D


Make it, 2 and a half Asians. My other half is Spanish, but my Dad would take that as an insult at times because he's Catalonian. Whatever. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:21 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!


Well 3 now with that post acs. Right? :-b B-)


I'm only asian in spirit :-D


Make it, 2 and a half Asians. My other half is Spanish, but my Dad would take that as an insult at times because he's Catalonian. Whatever. :-b


Whats Catalonian. Is that that island
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:33 pm

acsguitar wrote:
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acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Wow how many asians are posting in this thread we could have a new record!!


Well 3 now with that post acs. Right? :-b B-)


I'm only asian in spirit :-D


Make it, 2 and a half Asians. My other half is Spanish, but my Dad would take that as an insult at times because he's Catalonian. Whatever. :-b


Whats Catalonian. Is that that island


No, Catalonia is some far off planet 90 billion light years away form Pluto.

Catalonia is a region of Spain. It's basically the far northeast region of Spain, where you'll find Barcelona, which is where my Dad is from and thus, we're both big Barcelona soccer fans (thank God we survived Celta today :-°). There has been a movement for quite some time for Catalonia to be run as an independent entity from Spain. Thus, some Catalonians don't look too fondly on being called Spanish, but my Dad can be bipolar about his ethnic identity, and so sometimes it's fine being Spanish and sometimes well, not so much, especially when Barcelona play Real Madrid.
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Postby RugbyD » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:50 pm

roninmedia wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:I bet the dog was a better driver than the Chinese woman. :-]

Not that I'm stereotyping. }:-)


Hey, us Half-Japs drive perfectly fine. If you call drifting on the 405 at 90 MPH as good driving.


So...you were that idiot I saw on the 405. :-B

Thats exactly one of the extremes of driving that people stereotype asians as bad drivers with. The dog doesn't exactly help either. I on the other hand am the 0.00001% of asians who is a good safe driver. :*)


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