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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:58 pm

Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive

Mon Aug 28, 8:13 AM ET

BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
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Postby sportsguy138 » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:00 pm

a DOG? what the hell is wrong with her..

she should be locked up for good :-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:13 pm

That's friggin' hilarious. :-b ;-D
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:18 pm

Hey, worked for Toonces. :-°
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:22 pm

I bet the dog was a better driver than the Chinese woman. :-]

Not that I'm stereotyping. }:-)
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:26 pm

Geez lady! You should always have the dog practice first in an empty parking lot!

This reminds me of something....

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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:27 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:I bet the dog was a better driver than the Chinese woman. :-]

Not that I'm stereotyping. }:-)


Hey, us Half-Japs drive perfectly fine. If you call drifting on the 405 at 90 MPH as good driving.

Good find Omaha. :-b ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:09 pm

I thought they just beat to death 50,000 dogs in china to stop rabies.
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:25 pm

acsguitar wrote:I thought they just beat to death 50,000 dogs in china to stop rabies.


No, it was to meet demand for General Tso's "chicken"
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:42 pm

Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:I thought they just beat to death 50,000 dogs in china to stop rabies.


No, it was to meet demand for General Tso's "chicken"


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