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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:30 pm



did this phone come with a strawberry shortcake action figure?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:16 am

acsguitar wrote:So my cell phone rules.

This makes me now a little more metro but considering I was about .5% metro to begin with I'm still majority straight.

Anyways I got the Tombile SDA.

It has Windows Mobile 5.0 w/Media PLayer and IE

It has a Wifi adapter in it so I can steal my neighbors internet for free via phone and I don't have to pay tmobile 50000 dollars a minute to use their slow EDGE internet.

It also has the ability to run executable files. So I have an SNES and NES emulator on it so I can play ROMS from nintendo games.

Also, I installed a free 3rd party media player and a 2 gig memory card so I can watch porn whereever I am now.

FREEDOM!!

The phone was only 150 bucks with service contract of Soul


geeze...only 2 Gigs? i couldnt even bring 1/2 my porn collection
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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:28 am

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This guy is a jerk[/quote]

they are ok to use in the car or if you are at work or something but you just look like an idiot using them at the grocery store, on the train, at a basketball game, at a restaurant, at a bar....i've seen them everywhere. if you are so busy you have to have a phone glued to your face maybe you shouldnt be at a bar. people wear it like its a piece of jewelry. its a functional product. having one of those on your ear doesnt make you look cool.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:33 am

j_d_mcnugent wrote:
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This guy is a jerk


they are ok to use in the car or if you are at work or something but you just look like an idiot using them at the grocery store, on the train, at a basketball game, at a restaurant, at a bar....i've seen them everywhere. if you are so busy you have to have a phone glued to your face maybe you shouldnt be at a bar. people wear it like its a piece of jewelry. its a functional product. having one of those on your ear doesnt make you look cool.

Yeah when I was in DC this summer every single person had one of those stupid things. They pissed my dad off too.
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Postby Madison » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:52 am

teddy ballgame wrote:
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Coppermine wrote:Second, no problem... I completely understand the merits of the wireless headset, particularly in the car... what I have a problem with is how it's become fashionable to wear these things all the time when out in public.


Oh yeah, I hear that. There's my next door neighbor who stands on his lawn, which happens to face my kitchen window, just yapping out loud. I'm thinking to myself: couldn't you do this inside or are you just boasting that you're nouveau riche? Get over yourself, guy.


Those things make me crazy... I swear like a dozen times I've been on the side of the person's face that doesn't have the headset attached to it. I'm watching them and they're just babbling and I'm like "WTF is that lady crazy?" Then she turns and I see that stupid thing hanging off the side of her head... :-t

:-°

There's a commercial with some cell phone like that. The woman is talking to her husband and says "I love you" or something, and her co-worker is like "I've always had feelings for you too." :-b


There's another one where a guy is shopping for beer in what appears to be a gas station and this chick is all like "You want to go to a party? With me?" and he's like "Yeah!!!" and then she tells the person on the phone to hang on and he's all embarrassed. Then they end up at the checkout stand and she's all apologetic for the earlier problem, and he's like "it's ok" and then she shoots him a dirty look because she's still on her phone. :-b

Anyway, I hate those things too, but do see the benefit of them for use while driving or while working, but other than that, I'm not a fan of them at all.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:08 am

I think the Cyborg ear pieces are fine for the car. I would never buy one because I think its fun to drive with one hand.


Anyways people who wear those around are losers. I'm sorry robots but you are big weirdo's...

They aren't cool. They make you look like a freak and they make everyone else feel really uncomfortable.

This is just a progression into having our cell phones welded into our brains. Then the world will end
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Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:38 pm

Cell phones are the bane of my existance. I finally had to break down and get a cell phone a few months ago for a new job and it was damn near impossible to find a phone that simply made and received phone calls.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:48 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Cell phones are the bane of my existance. I finally had to break down and get a cell phone a few months ago for a new job and it was damn near impossible to find a phone that simply made and received phone calls.


Well i have a few problems with cell phones. If you want one that just makes calls its impossible to find.

Or you get one that has 5400 different features that you can only use if you pay extra to the phone company.

The one I got I don't have to pay any extras and I can use all its features for free ;-D

Mp3
Internet
Camera
Video Camera
Porn
Instant Messaging
Nintendo Emulator
Notepads

Etc... all free.
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Postby duckmonkey » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:56 pm

NO!

THIS is the best cell phone ever:
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