I have the Best Cell Phone Ever

[acsguitar]

So my cell phone rules.

This makes me now a little more metro but considering I was about .5% metro to begin with I'm still majority straight.

Anyways I got the Tombile SDA.

It has Windows Mobile 5.0 w/Media PLayer and IE

It has a Wifi adapter in it so I can steal my neighbors internet for free via phone and I don't have to pay tmobile 50000 dollars a minute to use their slow EDGE internet.

It also has the ability to run executable files. So I have an SNES and NES emulator on it so I can play ROMS from nintendo games.

Also, I installed a free 3rd party media player and a 2 gig memory card so I can watch porn whereever I am now.

FREEDOM!!

The phone was only 150 bucks with service contract of Soul

[j_d_mcnugent]

i think if you use it for porn it cancels out the metro thing. metro people will use the phone to tell their friends about the 'cool' pair of pants they just bought or use the screen as a mirror to check out their hair.

[acsguitar]

i think if you use it for porn it cancels out the metro thing. metro people will use the phone to tell their friends about the 'cool' pair of pants they just bought or use the screen as a mirror to check out their hair.

Thats good.... Yea porn is a nice part of it.

[Simulacrum]

How weird... I can't even imagine looking at porn on a cell phone. Why?!

The emulators sound cool as heck though.

[teddy ballgame]

Where are you going to be where looking at porn is convenient besides if you were at home...which then you could look at it there.

[Mugrila]

I recently got a new phone too. So far its pretty sweet, I think Samsung makes high quallity phones as my last one was Samsung too and it lasted 3 years and a trip through the washing machine.

[acsguitar]

Where are you going to be where looking at porn is convenient besides if you were at home...which then you could look at it there.

I don't know airplane? Waiting in line at the DMV?

[Simulacrum]

Where are you going to be where looking at porn is convenient besides if you were at home...which then you could look at it there.

I don't know airplane? Waiting in line at the DMV?

Eww.. I'll bet it's so you can look at porn while using the stall in a men's room.

[acsguitar]

Where are you going to be where looking at porn is convenient besides if you were at home...which then you could look at it there.

I don't know airplane? Waiting in line at the DMV?

Eww.. I'll bet it's so you can look at porn while using the stall in a men's room.

Places you can look at porn with a cellphone:

Church
Airplane
Bus
Outside during break from work
On pooper
In DMV in a dark corner
McDonlads drive through.

[The Artful Dodger]

Where are you going to be where looking at porn is convenient besides if you were at home...which then you could look at it there.

I don't know airplane? Waiting in line at the DMV?

Eww.. I'll bet it's so you can look at porn while using the stall in a men's room.

Places you can look at porn with a cellphone:

Church
Airplane
Bus
Outside during break from work
On pooper
In DMV in a dark corner
McDonlads drive through.

Porn on cell phones is kind of old news in other parts of the world. About two years ago, in India, there was a newspaper article of 15 year olds sending porn video messages to their chums. If I remembered right, you could access porn in France, and this was like 3 years ago.

Anyway, cool cell.