Good guitar songs to play to chicks?

[Omaha Red Sox]

Wonderful Tonight is a good mention.

I recall playing Santeria and Jane Says to a couple chicks back in the day. That went over well.

[The Artful Dodger]

I recall playing Santeria and Jane Says to a couple chicks back in the day. That went over well.

And you wailed and whined like Perry Farrell that night.

[teddy ballgame]

Don't Cry, Patience

Those are easy to play/sing.

Another one that usually goes over well with the ladies is My Michelle:
"You're daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around

She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground"

[RugbyD]

Depending on who you're singing to, David Allan Coe's "One More Time" could work.

[Dan Lambskin]

(Bang) Her Gently by Tenacious D

[Coppermine]

Chicks definitely dig "Wish You Were Here." They think it's a sentimental song about togetherness and longing.

Hahahah!

Just like the chicks who play "Every Breath You Take" at their weddings because they don't know it's a stalker song.

I've always wanted to marry an Asian girl so I could play "Turning Japanese" at my wedding.

[Starkmadfan]

Ok in my experience of playing guitar this is how it goes:


Cool chicks like floyd.

"Wish you were here" - can't go wrong there

Could also try Joe Satrani "Always with me, Always with you" or go classic Beatles with "Something" .

[The Artful Dodger]

Chicks definitely dig "Wish You Were Here." They think it's a sentimental song about togetherness and longing.

Hahahah!

So true.

I've always wanted to marry an Asian girl so I could play "Turning Japanese" at my wedding.

I'm half-Japanese and so, if that were to happen, I suppose I'm turning full circle then.

[acsguitar]

Chicks definitely dig "Wish You Were Here." They think it's a sentimental song about togetherness and longing.

Hahahah!

Did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage?



Yea its about togetherness and longing.

Speaking of how stupid girls are:

I have like 3 or 4 hot girl neighbors.

I've talked to them a few times and went to a party they had when my girlfriend was out of town. They are nice people.

So my girlfriend really hasn't spoken to them and being that girls are Catty I was didn't really care.

We went over to another party they had they other day and saw one of the neighbor girls and she was busy but said hi and told us where the beer was.

Of course to my girlfriend this wasn't nice and she should have come talked exclusively to us apparently even though she was preoccupied with about 30 other people who she knows better then us.

Well apparently my gf said something to her lesbian friend who I find 50% cool and 50% extremely annoying depending on what day and mood i'm in.

Anyways her friend comes over yesterday and start yelling out our door and squirting a squirt gun at my neighbors house.

She's yelling "lets squirt your stupid neighbors. Your keg parties suck and you don't know how to socialize with your neighbors."

Of course our yards are about 5 feet from each other and our windows are all open because neither of us have AC.

I said why on earth are you talking trash to my neighbors and I looked over at my girlfriend who looked pretty embarrased. Both became silent and the lesbian left minutes later.

I told my gf I don't appreciate her friends yelling stuff at our neighbors and its not our neighbors duty in addition to giving us free beer and welcoming us into their home to "Socialize" and pretend we are they only worthy people at the party.

She gave me some BS about whatever girls say to try to pretend they aren't wrong. I think one point was "well they didn't hear her say that stuff." Yea its hard to hear someone from 5 feet away yelling things. Hopefully the lesbo was drunk enough that she didn't make sense from that huge distance.

Anyways girls are stupid.

Vent Over.

[mikhayl]

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Anyways girls are stupid.

They're also pretty. These two facts will ensure that the misery continues.