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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:03 pm

I find that anything by Slayer will leave a girl dying for your love and affection.

Seriously, I'm not a romantic. There has to be another way you can allure a girl. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:21 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:I find that anything by Slayer will leave a girl dying for your love and affection.

Seriously, I'm not a romantic. There has to be another way you can allure a girl. :-b


If its a fat chick that won't leave you alone then play Last Caress
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Postby stevethumb » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:16 pm

can't go wrong w/an acoustic "layla"..."let's make the best of the situation before i finally go insane...please don't say we'll never find a way and tell me all my love's in vain"
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:23 pm

Now here's the poetic soundtrack of romance:

Slayer wrote:Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provocative images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon

Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants


Now if that doesn't get you a piece of poontang pie, then you're doing something wrong.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:23 pm

I really wish it was possible to play Closer on the guitar .
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:26 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:"You're a Crazy" usually goes over well. ;-7

Sorry man, no idea. :-b


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Sorry fellas, it's a song though... !+)
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:27 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:"You're a Crazy" usually goes over well. ;-7

Sorry man, no idea. :-b


Did I get edited. Boo! :-t

:-b

Sorry fellas, it's a song though... !+)


That comment really made me feel uncomfortable I had to blue card you.


j/k :-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:28 pm

acsguitar wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:I find that anything by Slayer will leave a girl dying for your love and affection.

Seriously, I'm not a romantic. There has to be another way you can allure a girl. :-b


If its a fat chick that won't leave you alone then play Last Caress


You know what's a good song for that situation? That song in Monty Python's Life of Brian called Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and it's an awesome little guitar ditty with some whistling in the choruses. ;-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:30 pm

acsguitar wrote:I really wish it was possible to play Closer on the guitar .


Yeah, that would be something inventive if you made an acoustic version of that. Plus, that song really shows your feelings for her, bluntly speaking. :-B
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:34 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:I really wish it was possible to play Closer on the guitar .


Yeah, that would be something inventive if you made an acoustic version of that. Plus, that song really shows your feelings for her, bluntly speaking. :-B


You could just turn it on and then play the air guitar. :-D
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