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Life Cycle Should Be Backwards

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:49 pm

Got this in an email and thought some of you would enjoy...

The life cycle is backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, go to college and get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:56 pm

Yea that sounds pretty good ;-D
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Postby Mugrila » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:57 pm

I've heard no words more true on these boards. :-b
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Thats completely genius.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:12 pm

A friend had this in their info on AIM. Couldn't agree more. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:41 pm

Sounds perfect to me. :-b
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:04 pm

Sweetness. ;-D *singing* I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us Kid... :-b
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:25 pm

;-D
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Postby DK » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:03 pm

Oldie but a goodie. ;D ;D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:12 pm

I'll be honest. I had never seen this before.... :-B
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