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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:13 pm

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Coppermine wrote:Here's some more depressing airline news; it seems that the instances of male flight attendants are up dramatically. Plus, the female stewardesses aren't nearly as hot as they used to be.


Yea thats a wicked bummer


Yeah, that's what you all get for me accidentally spanking a British stewardess' bum. :-b }:-)

You can't make a statement like that and then not tell the story.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:17 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Here's some more depressing airline news; it seems that the instances of male flight attendants are up dramatically. Plus, the female stewardesses aren't nearly as hot as they used to be.


Yea thats a wicked bummer


Yeah, that's what you all get for me accidentally spanking a British stewardess' bum. :-b }:-)

You can't make a statement like that and then not tell the story.


Read the 1st page of the thread and you'll see I posted something on that little tale. ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:59 pm

there was a hot one on the united airline flight from Chicago to Shanghai. I wouldn't want to be stuck on a plane with ugly stewardesse for 13+ hours with limited leg room and a stinky man next to you :-b
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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:40 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Here's some more depressing airline news; it seems that the instances of male flight attendants are up dramatically. Plus, the female stewardesses aren't nearly as hot as they used to be.


Yea thats a wicked bummer


Yeah, that's what you all get for me accidentally spanking a British stewardess' bum. :-b }:-)

You can't make a statement like that and then not tell the story.


Read the 1st page of the thread and you'll see I posted something on that little tale. ;-D

Woops. O:-)

Anyways, Lufthansa's leg room and seat room sucks too. I'm 6-2 and can't really fit into those little seats. Then when you add that it's an 8 hour flight, it really sucks. The German stewardesses weren't hot either.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:57 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Here's some more depressing airline news; it seems that the instances of male flight attendants are up dramatically. Plus, the female stewardesses aren't nearly as hot as they used to be.


Yea thats a wicked bummer


Yeah, that's what you all get for me accidentally spanking a British stewardess' bum. :-b }:-)

You can't make a statement like that and then not tell the story.


Read the 1st page of the thread and you'll see I posted something on that little tale. ;-D

Woops. O:-)

Anyways, Lufthansa's leg room and seat room sucks too. I'm 6-2 and can't really fit into those little seats. Then when you add that it's an 8 hour flight, it really sucks. The German stewardesses weren't hot either.


The English stewardess on my flight was fair looking. A little old (maybe early 30's), but not MILF-ish.
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