You see this? This is me working out. I tried working out under Bush's regime, but I was banned from the gym. The gym said that they banned me because instead of using machines I ate donuts, but I know the real story. George W. Bush heard about my workout regime and became fearful that people would learn the truth of his flabbiness. Therefore he took a sanction on all gyms in the country and banned me from any physical activity. That's why I got so fat. George W. Bush has come down on all intellectual liberals and stopped us from being able to trim our bodies. That's what the War on Terror is really about; it's the war on Toned Abs. Without Bush, America would have no obesity.