CAPTION CONTEST! .GIF EDITION!!

[The Miner Part 2]

[DK]

You see this? This is me working out. I tried working out under Bush's regime, but I was banned from the gym. The gym said that they banned me because instead of using machines I ate donuts, but I know the real story. George W. Bush heard about my workout regime and became fearful that people would learn the truth of his flabbiness. Therefore he took a sanction on all gyms in the country and banned me from any physical activity. That's why I got so fat. George W. Bush has come down on all intellectual liberals and stopped us from being able to trim our bodies. That's what the War on Terror is really about; it's the war on Toned Abs. Without Bush, America would have no obesity.

[ThatDude]

"Everybody's doing a brand new dance now..."

[Shadow of the Sun*]

MOMMY, MOMMY, no one is listening to me !!!

[The Artful Dodger]

If I wasn't so morbidly obese, hideous, unfashionable, and anally liberal, I would be running to meet up with that closet metrosexual ACS at that glitzy club on the Las Vegas Strip.

[Madison]

This is how midgets milk cows.

[Omaha Red Sox]

BUSH SUCKS!!!.....RRRRRRRRRR....yeah, that's all I got....I'll leave now.....

[luckygehrig]

Michael Moore auditions for the role of King Kong in the Hollywood blockbuster King Kong.

[JTWood]

And then the DNP's puppet machine went crazy...

[davidmarver]

"It was a graveyard smash."