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Postby smoovethug » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:41 am

I'll take legal execution for $1000.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:50 am

no mention of hiv/aids???? :-?
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Postby mikhayl » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:21 am

Snakes Gould wrote:no mention of hiv/aids???? :-?


Most AIDS deaths are the result of opportunistic infections preying on your weakened immune system, but still there is no viral/bacterial infection choice.
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:42 pm

Madison wrote:Some of those numbers are downright scary. :-o


Bee stings made the list though? That's an interesting one. :-?


As someone that is highly allergic to bee stings, I can understand. :-o
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Postby byfrcp » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:21 pm

Odds of Dying: 1 in 1

I don't think this chart takes Hulk Hogan into account, as he is the Immortal one.
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Postby bleach168 » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:31 pm

HiddenIdentity wrote:
RugbyD wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
OhMrScottyTrav06 wrote:What are the odds dying from a Cole Hamels changeup?

Too high to calculate. :-D

something approaching 1? :-B


The odds are greater than one.


A Cole Hamel's changup can go backwards in time to kill your great grandfather.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:13 pm

byfrcp wrote:Odds of Dying: 1 in 1

I don't think this chart takes Hulk Hogan into account, as he is the Immortal one.


Argh, Hogan's a BUM! You'll have a greater chance of being killed by a missed Van Daminator courtesy of Rob Van Dam than Hulk's silly little big boot to the face which unfortunately someone has to sell or else they're getting their pink slip.
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Postby pokerplaya » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:38 pm

Interesting stuff.
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