Allow me to be candid (after all I'm from Cander eh! That's that country north of Buffalo.)
Its good to hear you've calmed by the warm rays of sunlight, but perhaps additional calming or sedation is warranted. While your post may appear lucid to a select few, I expect the vast majority of us remain completely baffled as to your point and purpose.
A couple of suggestions:
1) While alcohol is a sedative and may help calming, it does tend to distort judgement and ability. Please drink responsibibly and whatever you do don't drink and post.
2) Invest in a spellcheckr.
3) Think slower or type faster.
4) Reread your original post. If it appears to make sense seek the help of either an English teacher or a psychologist - perhaps both.
5) If the post was an attempt at humour, see suggestion #4.
And one question.
Why the heck wouldn't you suspend Abreu if no one in the first two rounds is eligible?