Deputy Punty Enjoys second Wind

[Dr Edward Punty III ESQ]

After a night of consoling my wife about the travesty taking place in our beloved league, I have been calmed by the warm rays of sunlight from training camps. However the insubordinance is intollerable acts of discretionary research design must be stopped....AT ONCE!!!! So my decision has been made to SUSPEND indefinately the followin flowering superstars: A ROD, PUJOLS, SCHILLING, JOHNSON, BONDS, BERKMAN ,OSWALT, MILLER,PIAZZA,GIAMBI, JETER,TEJADA, AND SO ON.. Basically you are only permitted to draft from the 3rd round and higher. The first player to be be drafted will be Jay bell! or a comparable player as layed out in the NY Bi-laws secton 28 article 12- 5 "Highest ranked player in this years fantasy statisticl bonanza is JAY BELL".Do not push he commisioner or his staff, the next level of action will be to take your favorate stars ie: Eduardo Perez, walt weiss,gooky dawkins, travis fryman,cookie rojas, and dave magidan will be next . Dont push him folks

Thank You for your cander

[tallmike]

Allow me to be candid (after all I'm from Cander eh! That's that country north of Buffalo.)

Its good to hear you've calmed by the warm rays of sunlight, but perhaps additional calming or sedation is warranted. While your post may appear lucid to a select few, I expect the vast majority of us remain completely baffled as to your point and purpose.

A couple of suggestions:

1) While alcohol is a sedative and may help calming, it does tend to distort judgement and ability. Please drink responsibibly and whatever you do don't drink and post.

2) Invest in a spellcheckr.

3) Think slower or type faster.

4) Reread your original post. If it appears to make sense seek the help of either an English teacher or a psychologist - perhaps both.

5) If the post was an attempt at humour, see suggestion #4.

And one question.

Why the heck wouldn't you suspend Abreu if no one in the first two rounds is eligible?

[DieHardCubbie]

To: Dr. Edward Pubbie the Turd, Escourt

I don't think your investigation is quite over. I saw a guy running down the information super highway with the second pick in the third round of your draft. He claimed to have insider information on Jose Canseco playing in an eligible all penal league this year. He said he would make that his pick. --Might want to look into it.

Also, i was noticing how much fun you guys have in your league maybe i could join and be Chief Deputy Broadcast Guy. Surely after the season starts (assuming your draft gets done) you will need to have someone broad cast you fantasy games. Run this by Onion Head or Head Onion, or whatever his name is. Let me know on this.

By the way, where is Big Cheesy? Haven't seen him today. Hope to here from him.

DieHardCubbie
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[metsfan1969]

After a night of consoling my wife about the travesty taking place in our beloved league, I have been calmed by the warm rays of sunlight from training camps. However

Subliminal message from Deputy Punty.[/b]

[Brokentusks9]

Hahahahahahaa That is fantastic Metsfan...

I nominate that Post Of The Year