Ahh college this is a brilliant piece of writing and totally true.
Slores have sex for money.
Normal women have sex for food and a movie which is a byproduct of money.
Anyways in college I got wasted all the time and played the guitar so I got lots of tang.
Seriously all i had to do was break out a sack of green and take the girl in my room and play some A: Trippy guitar stuff if they were into hippy music B: Sublime if they were really dumb and didn't know anything about music.
That got me laid enough.
One time I jumped the from the Friend Ladder to the Real ladder and stayed on for a good amount of time. Then I was kicked off into the abyss and couldn't ever get back on.
I'm not friends with that girl anymore.
Anyways this is awesome bravo!
Oh some advice for you that are going to college and want to get some P>
It doens't matter how social retarded you are buy a guitar and you will get laid. I swear to god. You don't even really need to know how to play.
Here are some easy songs bands that you can impress girls with please use an acoustic guitar:
Nirvana: About a girl or anything else Nirvana.
Hendrix: Wind Cries Mary (Possibly the only easy Hendrix Song)
Sublime: Everything. College girls are so dumb you Will hear sublime play at every college party you go to for at least 2 years possibly 3. Girls think its really talented to be able to play this faux reggae talentless crap. Now I like sublime but they stunk they had a really good producer though and great fill ins to play their instruments on the albums since they weren't good enough to do it themselves. Sublime can get you laid especially if you play caress me down.
The latest generic C, G, D song you hear on the radio sung by a barely masculine male. This will get you laid alot too. Save Tonight by Eagle Eyed Cherry is a good example.
Every Rose has its thorn by poision.
Ok now make sure you don't play these songs to a hot music junkie. She doesn't care and knows you suck.
You need to be advanced to play in front of hot hippy chicks (yes they do exist) Cause they are used to hearing Phish and other bands that basically try to make their music complicated to fill in for the fact that their lyrics make no sense and they are all on drugs.
So anyways buy a guitar get laid. Its really easy you only need to learn like 5 songs.
My buddy told me a story that he was macking on a totally wasted girl and just turned a cd on and pretended to sing and that worked too
Oh and tell her the guitar costs alot of money