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Postby RyanK » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:17 am

that lovely world of the female mind:


http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

Its a kinda long read but good... and funny at times
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Postby DaQ » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:35 am

C-H-A-N-G-E the title

Pujols is getting hurt in our league Ryan...im not kidding (I'm going to 3 Cards games in August) :-C

EDIT: There you go ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:22 pm

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Isn't it the guy who pulls out?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:43 pm

Coppermine wrote:Image

Isn't it the guy who pulls out?


it says "put" out :*)

what's the other 10% though...money?
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:46 pm

Yeah, I'd rename this something else. Maybe after the Cake song that is now stuck in my head, "Friend is a Four Letter Word".

This is article is so true. My only friends that are girls are either fat or wives of my friends.

Lesson to this whole thing is that if you are not rich then you better be an outlaw biker.
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Postby RugbyD » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:36 pm

very true. a prime example: some of the best nights i've had with a girl have been after the rugby christmas party.

Novelty: i was captain. there's only one - 8%

Power: as captain, i lead all the songs and everyone's attention is fixated on me for almost an hour as i stand on a wobbly stool leading songs of druken, sometimes mysogenistic profanity rivaled only by 2 Live Crew. I also lead Kangaroo Court - 50%

Physical Attraction: she agreed to go with me - 10-20%

General Other: sense of humor is the only one of the 4 on display - 2.5%

Attraction Other: hey, i'm italian - 4%

Competition: i am too busy getting bombed with teammates and attending to captain-like duties to pay attention to my date until the last 15 minutes because she's tugging on my arm after observing all of the above - 8%

Ratings satisfied: 82.5% - 92.5%

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Postby RyanK » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:32 am

DaQ wrote:C-H-A-N-G-E the title

Pujols is getting hurt in our league Ryan...im not kidding (I'm going to 3 Cards games in August) :-C


sorry jeff.. told you online why i named it that O:-)


but you infering that your going to physicaly try and hurt pujols.. good luck :-o
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:01 am

I don't know how far into this I am, but I friggin' LOVE it already! I agree with almost everything I've read so far. ;-D

Now I just need to apply it to myself... :-o !+)

And yes...it appears I am an intellectual whore. :~(
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Postby 1337_Dude » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:15 am

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Isn't it the guy who pulls out?


Is it sad that I read that and thought the same thing? It took seeing someone correct your post for me to notice it was "put".
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:33 am

1337_Dude wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Image

Isn't it the guy who pulls out?


Is it sad that I read that and thought the same thing? It took seeing someone correct your post for me to notice it was "put".


Seriously, I had no clue; I swear I read it like three times too.. are they pulling a fast one on us?
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