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"I think you're the father of one of my kids"

Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:58 pm

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOLTABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"

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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:07 pm

Thats awesome very good one ;-D
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Postby Another Blown Save » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:07 pm

hehe :-b
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Postby sportsguy138 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:14 pm

hahahahaha...

thats hilarious ;-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:01 pm

Nice. :-b ;-D
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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:02 pm

;-D ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:21 pm

I love that joke, but I have to ask: Is it funnier if I yell it out loud or something?

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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:10 pm

JTWood wrote:I love that joke, but I have to ask: Is it funnier if I yell it out loud or something?

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I was wondering what was up with the all caps myself.
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:19 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
JTWood wrote:I love that joke, but I have to ask: Is it funnier if I yell it out loud or something?

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I was wondering what was up with the all caps myself.


I'm going to guess it was a cut & paste job. Some people just don't understand how awkward it is to read caps.
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Postby JTWood » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:25 pm

Coppermine wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
JTWood wrote:I love that joke, but I have to ask: Is it funnier if I yell it out loud or something?

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I was wondering what was up with the all caps myself.


I'm going to guess it was a cut & paste job. Some people just don't understand how awkward it is to read caps.

I figured that, too. I was actually being sarcastic. Stupid text-only message boards.

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