by fansmash » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:26 pm
They should also make sure to prohibit him from cutting hedges, for fear of slicing the top of his finger off (a la Bob Ojeda).
They should also make sure he has adequate psycho-therapy for any phobias -- especially arachnophobia, which has been known to cause nightmares which startle baseball players into jumping out of bed and into glass tables and tumbling down stairs (a la Glenallen Hill).