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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:24 pm

Coppermine wrote:I just figured it out; ACS isn't around and AA is on vacation... guess there's no one to get us all excited about boobies and left-wing politics

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Postby Madison » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:24 pm

chadlincoln wrote:He's just over six feet tall. Jordan is 6'6.

If this goes through, I'm suing Madison because I type like Madison and people keep asking me why I post so much mistaking me for him and I'm plain tired of it. I'm gonna sue Madison for $278 because that's my roto teams batting average.


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Postby dissent » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:22 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
dissent wrote:I think I'm going to sue Brad Pitt. I look exactly like the guy, so I should have the opportunity to sleep with Angelina Jolie!


You're 2 1/2 days late with that comment.


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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:29 am

Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

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What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.
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Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:47 am

acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


He looks "stoned"...on crack?

I didn't say, imply, or even think that you are a racist, or that your statement was racist, I just found it funny that you were somehow able to ascertain, from a single small picture that looks as if it's taken from a video, that this guy looks like a crack head. I don't know how many crack heads you've spent time around, but I've known a few, and none of them had gym memberships or wore Jordans.

But since you opened up the race debate, ask yourself honestly, would you have made that comment if the guy was white? What do you think led you to mistake this guy for a crack head?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:47 am

acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:53 am

Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


He looks "stoned"...on crack?

I didn't say, imply, or even think that you are a racist, or that your statement was racist, I just found it funny that you were somehow able to ascertain, from a single small picture that looks as if it's taken from a video, that this guy looks like a crack head. I don't know how many crack heads you've spent time around, but I've known a few, and none of them had gym memberships or wore Jordans.

But since you opened up the race debate, ask yourself honestly, would you have made that comment if the guy was white? What do you think led you to mistake this guy for a crack head?


Well the story first off makes me think that he's a crack head and the fact that I've seen many crack heads in the cities I've lived in makes me look at him and say yea he's a crack head. And if he was white and looked like a crack head I woulda said the same thing.

And the fact that he says he has a gym membership doesn't mean he doesn't smoke crack
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Postby DK » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:11 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


He looks "stoned"...on crack?

I didn't say, imply, or even think that you are a racist, or that your statement was racist, I just found it funny that you were somehow able to ascertain, from a single small picture that looks as if it's taken from a video, that this guy looks like a crack head. I don't know how many crack heads you've spent time around, but I've known a few, and none of them had gym memberships or wore Jordans.

But since you opened up the race debate, ask yourself honestly, would you have made that comment if the guy was white? What do you think led you to mistake this guy for a crack head?


To be fair, if he was white and suing Michael Jordan because they looked alike, I'd probably assume he was on crack, too. :D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:47 pm

DK wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


He looks "stoned"...on crack?

I didn't say, imply, or even think that you are a racist, or that your statement was racist, I just found it funny that you were somehow able to ascertain, from a single small picture that looks as if it's taken from a video, that this guy looks like a crack head. I don't know how many crack heads you've spent time around, but I've known a few, and none of them had gym memberships or wore Jordans.

But since you opened up the race debate, ask yourself honestly, would you have made that comment if the guy was white? What do you think led you to mistake this guy for a crack head?


To be fair, if he was white and suing Michael Jordan because they looked alike, I'd probably assume he was on crack, too. :D


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Postby Madison » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:29 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
DK wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

?
What makes him look like a crack head?


he looks stoned in that picture. and obviously the story doesn't help out his case but if you'd like to go down the "I'm a racist" path please go ahead.


He looks "stoned"...on crack?

I didn't say, imply, or even think that you are a racist, or that your statement was racist, I just found it funny that you were somehow able to ascertain, from a single small picture that looks as if it's taken from a video, that this guy looks like a crack head. I don't know how many crack heads you've spent time around, but I've known a few, and none of them had gym memberships or wore Jordans.

But since you opened up the race debate, ask yourself honestly, would you have made that comment if the guy was white? What do you think led you to mistake this guy for a crack head?


To be fair, if he was white and suing Michael Jordan because they looked alike, I'd probably assume he was on crack, too. :D


nice :-b


:-b Agreed with DK though. :-b
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