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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:49 pm

I think MJ should countersue for constantly being mistaken for Mr. Heckard.
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Postby sportsguy138 » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:12 am

832 MILLION?!?!?

wow this guy is a complete nut case.. he better not get any money out of this one 8-o
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:17 am

Does we war Air Jordan's?

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Re: Man Sues Michael Jordan

Postby DK » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:15 am

bigh0rt wrote:http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

Funniest part is how he chose the amount to sue for...

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."


It took me a couple minutes to figure out what the hell this meant.

This guy's a whack job. 8-o
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Postby mweir145 » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:44 am

Wow, and this is actually for real? :-b
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Postby CadensDad » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:50 am

Anyone notice the line where he says people say he play's like Micheal? I say if he plays like him goto the NBA and make your own 832M!
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:44 am

Quite a nutjob here. Too bad the Tarheel is going to kick his butt in the court case, if it goes that far.
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Postby Art Vandelay » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:29 pm

acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

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What makes him look like a crack head?
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:49 am

Art Vandelay wrote:
acsguitar wrote:That guy looks like a crack head :-D

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What makes him look like a crack head?

His eyes and facial expression.
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Postby chadlincoln » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:13 am

He's just over six feet tall. Jordan is 6'6.

If this goes through, I'm suing Madison because I type like Madison and people keep asking me why I post so much mistaking me for him and I'm plain tired of it. I'm gonna sue Madison for $278 because that's my roto teams batting average.
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