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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:54 pm

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

Funniest part is how he chose the amount to sue for...

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:58 pm

bigh0rt wrote:http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

Funniest part is how he chose the amount to sue for...

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."


Maybe I should sue Brad Pitt...

Ridiculous.
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Postby The_Met_Threat » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:09 pm

This is hilarious. There is absolutely 0 chance he gets a cent for this case.
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Postby Tavish » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:16 pm

Best.Lawsuit.Ever.

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Postby so0perspam » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:21 pm

Hahahaha .... :-°
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Postby teddy ballgame » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:21 pm

Wait...and how is this Michael Jordans fault? 8-o ;-7
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Postby RugbyD » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:51 pm

i'm not sure he'll leave the courtroom with a few million, but i'll be happy to give him a swift kick in the nuts.
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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:08 pm

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering.


"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game


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Postby dissent » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:49 pm

That's classic!

Not like the guy can't grow his hair or something.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:53 pm

That guy looks like a crack head :-D
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