Have a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson - 18%
I take it you would take the action over the money?
i would. what would i do with $50K, buy some lame sportscar or retire a year early or take a dream vacation...that aint worth the memories of that romp in the hay.
You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece.
The Mets [b]will[/b] win the World Series this year.
3. Whom did you vote for in the 2004 presidential election? And if the election were held again today?
John Kerry
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very conservative" and 10 is "very liberal," how would you rate your political view.
South - 9
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "strongly disagree" and 10 is strongly agree," what's your opinion about the following statement: "America has peaked as a global power."
8
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very pessimistic" and 10 is very optimistic," how would you rate your outlook on the following issues?
The U.S. economy - 4
The degree to which American are protected from terrorism - 3
The degree to which Americans' privacy rights are protected - 2
The war in Iraq - 1
The U.S. becoming less dependent on foreign oil - 2
7. Which of the following best describes your level of alcohol consumption?
I have a few drinks a week.
8. Would you be in favor of mandatory public service (not necessarily military) for every U.S. citizen?
Yes: (sort of. Maybe in exchange for a college scholarship?)
9. Did you see Brokeback Mountain?
Not yet, but I plan to
10. Have you read the Da Vinci Code?
No, and I don't plan to:
11. Which of these three words best describes your belief (or not) in God?
Agnostic, leaning towards athiest
12. How often do you go to church, synagogue, mosque or other house of worship?
Never
13. Have you ever cheated on your wife or significant other?
No
14. What single attribute do you value most in a mate?
Intelligence
15. Would you rather...
Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company
Give up alcohol
Have a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson
Go out drinking with Jack Nicholson
Be tall, charismatic and impoverished
16. How many books have you read in the past twelve months?
Fiction
Twenty or more
Nonfiction
Twenty or more
17. Have you ever visited a foreign country besides Mexico or Canada?
Yes
18. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "not worried at all" and 10 is "very worried," how concerned are you about the following issues?
Your future earning potential: 1
Getting fat: 2
Your job security: 1
Losing your hair: 2
The faithfulness of your wife or girlfriend: 1
19. Have you ever downloaded a podcast?
No
20. How would compare your financial security right now with your father's when he was your age?
More secure
21. Have you ever been fired from a job past the age of twenty-one?
No
22. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
14
23. Assuming they had identical qualifications, would you prefer reporting to a female boss or a male boss?
No preference
24. What is the most important indicator of job satisfaction?
Doing something you love:
25. How much cash do you have on you right now?
Not a cent:
26. How much credit card debt are you carrying at the moment?
Average: 0
27. How many sex partners have you had?
Average: 30ish
28. How many suits do you own?
South - 3
29. You're hosting a dinner party and you can invite three men and three women from the following lists. Who's coming to dinner? (Percentage is number who selected each person among their three choices.)
Impossible question to answer, how could anyone possibly know this?
2. Who is the least admirable man in America?
Same as above.
3. Whom did you vote for in the 2004 presidential election? And if the election were held again today?
2004 - Other
Today- Other
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very conservative" and 10 is "very liberal," how would you rate your political view.
Depends. I'm a registered independant who tends to sway widely from left to right on issue to issue. Overall I'd say I'm a 10 on social issues and a 3 or 4 on fiscal issues.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "strongly disagree" and 10 is strongly agree," what's your opinion about the following statement: "America has peaked as a global power."
7
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very pessimistic" and 10 is very optimistic," how would you rate your outlook on the following issues?
The U.S. economy - 6
The degree to which American are protected from terrorism - 9
The degree to which Americans' privacy rights are protected - 3
The war in Iraq - 1
The U.S. becoming less dependent on foreign oil - 10
7. Which of the following best describes your level of alcohol consumption?
I have a few drinks a week.
8. Would you be in favor of mandatory public service (not necessarily military) for every U.S. citizen?
God no. Horrible idea.
9. Did you see Brokeback Mountain?
Not yet, but I plan to
10. Have you read the Da Vinci Code?
No, and I don't plan to, but I have listened to the audio version
11. Which of these three words best describes your belief (or not) in God?
Diest, leaning towards agnostic.
12. How often do you go to church, synagogue, mosque or other house of worship?
Only on holidays, plus a few other times sprinkled throughout the year.
13. Have you ever cheated on your wife or significant other?
No
14. What single attribute do you value most in a mate?
kindness
15. Would you rather...
CEO
alcohol
$50,000
Go out drinking with Jack Nicholson
Be tall, charismatic and impoverished
16. How many books have you read in the past twelve months?
Fiction
10-12
Nonfiction
Twenty or more
17. Have you ever visited a foreign country besides Mexico or Canada?
No
18. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "not worried at all" and 10 is "very worried," how concerned are you about the following issues?
Your future earning potential: 1
Getting fat: 1
Your job security: 1
Losing your hair: 1
The faithfulness of your wife or girlfriend: 1
19. Have you ever downloaded a podcast?
No
20. How would compare your financial security right now with your father's when he was your age?
More secure
21. Have you ever been fired from a job past the age of twenty-one?
No
22. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
23. Assuming they had identical qualifications, would you prefer reporting to a female boss or a male boss?
No preference
24. What is the most important indicator of job satisfaction?
Doing something you love:
25. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$24
26. How much credit card debt are you carrying at the moment?
less than $1,000
27. How many sex partners have you had?
3
28. How many suits do you own?
0
29. You're hosting a dinner party and you can invite three men and three women from the following lists. Who's coming to dinner? (Percentage is number who selected each person among their three choices.)
I agree with AV, that this cannot be truthfully answered, but out of the options, I'd go:
Colin Powell
2. Who is the least admirable man in America?
Ted Kennedy
3. Whom did you vote for in the 2004 presidential election? And if the election were held again today?
2004 - Dubya
Today - Dubya
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very conservative" and 10 is "very liberal," how would you rate your political view.
It varies depending on the issue, but I'd probably average out to about a 3.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "strongly disagree" and 10 is strongly agree," what's your opinion about the following statement: "America has peaked as a global power."
8
6. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "very pessimistic" and 10 is very optimistic," how would you rate your outlook on the following issues?
The U.S. economy - 7
The degree to which American are protected from terrorism - 8
The degree to which Americans' privacy rights are protected - 6
The war in Iraq - 4
The U.S. becoming less dependent on foreign oil - 5
7. Which of the following best describes your level of alcohol consumption?
I have a few drinks a week.
8. Would you be in favor of mandatory public service (not necessarily military) for every U.S. citizen?
No.
9. Did you see Brokeback Mountain?
No, and I don't plan to
10. Have you read the Da Vinci Code?
No, and I don't plan to
11. Which of these three words best describes your belief (or not) in God?
Believer
12. How often do you go to church, synagogue, mosque or other house of worship?
At least once a week
13. Have you ever cheated on your wife or significant other?
Yes. Girlfriend years ago, not current.
14. What single attribute do you value most in a mate?
Sense of humor
15. Would you rather...
Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company
or
Be the next American Idol
Give up alcohol
or
Give up sex
Have $50,000
or
Have a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson
Play a round of golf at Augusta National
or
Go out drinking with Jack Nicholson
Be short, boring and rich
or
Be tall, charismatic and impoverished
16. How many books have you read in the past twelve months?
Fiction
Maybe 3
Nonfiction
Around 20
17. Have you ever visited a foreign country besides Mexico or Canada?
Yes
18. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "not worried at all" and 10 is "very worried," how concerned are you about the following issues?
Your future earning potential: 1
Getting fat: 3
Your job security: 1
Losing your hair: 1
The faithfulness of your wife or girlfriend: 1
19. Have you ever downloaded a podcast?
What's a podcast?
20. How would compare your financial security right now with your father's when he was your age?
More secure
21. Have you ever been fired from a job past the age of twenty-one?
No
22. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16
23. Assuming they had identical qualifications, would you prefer reporting to a female boss or a male boss?
No preference
24. What is the most important indicator of job satisfaction?
Working for and with people you like and respect
25. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$100 to $149.99
26. How much credit card debt are you carrying at the moment?
Less than $500
27. How many sex partners have you had?
13
28. How many suits do you own?
Around 20
29. You're hosting a dinner party and you can invite three men and three women from the following lists. Who's coming to dinner? (Percentage is number who selected each person among their three choices.)
78 percent of our panel of more than one thousand men said they believe in God
Yet we continue to remove God from everything in the country because it offends the minority.
Makes sense.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
78 percent of our panel of more than one thousand men said they believe in God
Yet we continue to remove God from everything in the country because it offends the minority.
Makes sense.
As a Mod, should you be saying the word 'God', Madison?
Mod? What Mod? I have no microphone icon.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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