"Gave the ML leader in saves for a guy who couldn't hit a beachball. Weathers for Crawdaddy. LOL."
Man that is one dumb guy... that or he was drunk.
We've got a guy similiar to that (though not THAT bad) in our long running keeper league. Every year, he drafts bad, trades bad... The last two years, I've gotten to where I've started to try and advise him, but he never learns. The weirdest part is, he's not an idiot. He's a college graduate, published author, even won money on Jeopardy, but you put him in charge of a fantasy baseball team and it's like a monkey with a paint brush. He can paint and paint and paint, but he never improves. I've even changed our keeper rules so he can improve his keeper list at the end of the year just so he can make up a little for all the bonehead deals he made during the year.
The justifications he can come up with for the bad trades he makes are masterpieces of self deception.
You'd think coming in last place EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL would make him rethink his strategy. I'm half tempted to switch teams with him. I'm sure within a year or two, he'd trade Pujols, Miggy Cabrera and Carl Crawford (My hitter keepers) for guys like Ensberg, Johnny Damon and Connor Jackson... and all the deals would make absolute sense to him.