A cult tells lies, and gets weak people to follow. After seeing the 9 page locked A-Choke thread, let's actually put forth the truth (facts).
The cult, lead by it's infamous ringleader (Cafe vets know him), spews the following lies, while holding hands around a campfire in their Brosius robes chanting.
Arod is Mr. May.
Arod is non clutch, never gets a big hit.
Arod beats up on TB, but can't hit good teams.
Arod beats up on mediocre pitchers, but fails against the studs.
The cult never wants you to know this.
Arods best career month is August easily.
.325 avg, 97 hrs, 245 rbis, 1.042 ops. And he's a better 2nd half player then 1st.
Arod in 2005 lead the majors in GWRBI, which means he had the most rbis that put his team ahead, that it never lost again.
Arod has a career .824 ops versus TB, yet has crushed Toronto, Anaheim, SF to name a few. Even has belted the NYY before getting there.
Arod is 20/53 (.377) 1.004 ops career against Clemens. In 16 abs against Johan Santana, he has 2 hrs. In 45 abs against Bartolo Colon, has 8 hrs, 17 rbis, 1.593 ops.
The group stops their chant and says no way. We can't handle the truth. We are about lies and living in fantasy. Group hug follows.
The Cafe does not endorse cults, or the lunacy that such groups spout.