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I Also Hate Matt Morris

Postby birty74 » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:54 pm

Keeping with my substantive posts, I thought I'd also tell you that I hate Matt Morris.

Just in case you were unaware of it (especially you blessed Matty Mo owners out there), Morris sprained his ankle in a freak hotel accident today.

He will be out at least an additional two weeks.

Next year, I will not draft Matt Morris nor will I draft Jim Thome.

Because I don't, Morris will go 37-1 with a 0.86 ERA, and Thome will hit 75 dingers and knock in 220, and only strike out 37 times.

But if I decide to draft them, Morris will go 9-15 with a 5.43 ERA, and Thome will hit 21 dingers, and knock in 22, and strike out 500 times.

As you can see, I'm going with the positive feelings this evening. I figure, if it feels good, do it.

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Postby Brokentusks9 » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:55 pm

Just think how Cards fans feel... :-P
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Re: I Also Hate Matt Morris

Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:03 pm

birty74 wrote:Next year, I will not draft Matt Morris nor will I draft Jim Thome.

Because I don't, Morris will go 37-1 with a 0.86 ERA, and Thome will hit 75 dingers and knock in 220, and only strike out 37 times.

But if I decide to draft them, Morris will go 9-15 with a 5.43 ERA, and Thome will hit 21 dingers, and knock in 22, and strike out 500 times.


Please don't draft either one of them...so I know who to take in the first two rounds next year.... ;-)
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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:48 am

How many ballplayers have been hurt while walking this year? :-? This is getting comical that ballplayers can't even walk anymore.

On a side note: If you don't draft Morris next year, let me know. 37-1 with a 0.86 era looks really good to me :-D .

Thanks for the update on Morris. ;-D
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Postby pkarr5000 » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:14 am

not too many good pitchers in the nl central this year :-t
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Postby G-Man » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:36 am

let's watch for JD drew to try and one-up this injury in the near future.... :-b
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Postby Dog » Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:12 pm

I heard Drew was biting his fingernail and ended up biting his arm off to the elbow.

Seriously, does Drew even want to play the game or is he there just to collect a paycheck?
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