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[speedy27]

from rotoworld...Eddie Griffin-F/C Timeberwolves

Details are surfacing about Eddie Griffin's March automobile accident near a convenient store parking lot, and they're not pretty.
He was allegedly driving drunk and masturbating to a porn DVD when he struck a parked SUV. He was then caught on video tape staggering around the convenient store, telling people he was drunk and that he didn't want to go to jail. He also told the owner of the vehicle he hit that he would buy him a new car, as long as it wasn't a Bentley. Officers took him home, reportedly without issuing any sobriety tests and a civil suit has been filed against Griffin and the city of Minneapolis. Griffin has undergone alcohol abuse treatment in the past, so it will be interesting to see how this ends. Jun. 30 - 3:10 pm et
Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune

[mweir145]

http://fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/v ... p?t=222880

Already posted, but hilarious.

[Omaha Red Sox]

So they just took him home after that? What the hell?! He was spanking it while driving? There's got to be a law against that.