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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:16 am

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Got this in an email this morning. Some of them are pretty funny.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:19 am

those are good, but it's missing

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
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Postby Madison » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:07 pm

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.


Make sure to show this one to your wives/girlfriends guys. :-b


Nice list! ;-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby citybirds27 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:17 pm

Saved the best for last
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:43 pm

citybirds27 wrote:Saved the best for last


Are you a midget? Do you know this to be true? :-b
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Postby citybirds27 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:08 am

no :-b
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