Yeah, tongue-in-cheek; and I see the humor. The problem is I'm not sure how seriously you, or others take it. It's like all minorities and women with blue hair are all pro-choice and all hot women are pro-life.
Think of it this way; if a left-wing wacko went ahead and did something like that, only the opposite, I think you're be pissy about it.
I personally don't care; my "respect everyone's differences" attitude sometimes gets me accused of being a dirty liberal anyway, so I can't win. Just trying to keep things in perspective.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....