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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:46 pm

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.

























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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:59 pm

I blame the car dealer, they should have known from dealing with cars all day :-D
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Postby josebach » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:08 pm

This is one of my favorite blond jokes:

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's about this big and has your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, I never would have pulled you over in the first place."

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:22 pm

awesome
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:15 pm

That blonde must be pretty hot to be so dumb :-B
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