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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:31 am

knapplc wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
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Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?


well, he is from Nebraska ;-7


Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth. ;-)


I got some redneck in me. !+)

Do have all my teeth though.
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Postby Chrisy Moltisanti » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:33 am

knapplc wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?


well, he is from Nebraska ;-7


Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth. ;-)


Well, I'm pretty sure you're a redneck if you don't know filet mignon is steak.
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:36 am

Chrisy Moltisanti wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?


well, he is from Nebraska ;-7


Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth. ;-)


Well, I'm pretty sure you're a redneck if you don't know filet mignon is steak.


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