You Know You Are A Redneck if...

[Omaha Red Sox]

I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo.

Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?

well, he is from Nebraska

Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth.

I got some redneck in me.

Do have all my teeth though.

[Chrisy Moltisanti]

I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo.

Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?

well, he is from Nebraska

Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're a redneck if you don't know filet mignon is steak.

[knapplc]

I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo.

Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?

well, he is from Nebraska

Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're a redneck if you don't know filet mignon is steak.

Whatever.