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Postby statsman88 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:47 pm

man, the "if i throw a stick" shirt for a newspaper engagement pic, nice :-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:58 pm

statsman88 wrote:man, the "if i throw a stick" shirt for a newspaper engagement pic, nice :-D


Yeah, that may very well be the best of them. :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:59 pm

knapplc wrote:Your wedding picture looked like this...
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Does the dog look shopped to anyone else? We had a rottweiler growing up and that is unusually small. A few other things don't look right either.
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Postby shmolex » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 pm

that photo is clearly photoshopped. you can tell by the feet of the 2 people, they dont match the ground they're supposed to be standing on.

others are awesome though ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:14 pm

Anybody else notice this resemblance?

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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:43 pm

knapplc wrote:Your pickup looks like this...
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All of us rednecks have pickup trucks, so that picture is not quite right. But the rest of them are very good. :-D
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:34 pm

I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P :-b

Also, I wonder if those guys fishing off the front porch actually caught anything.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:35 pm

Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:08 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?


well, he is from Nebraska ;-7
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:24 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
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Fireball Express wrote:I was waiting for the "When you put ketchup on your Filet Mignon" photo. :-P


Are you calling the original poster of this thread a redneck?


well, he is from Nebraska ;-7


Listen - I would NOT put ketchup on filet mignon, nor would I put it on Prime Rib. If anything I'd use au jus or just a touch of horseradish, but I've only done that once or twice. I only put ketchup on steaks, so let's not go crazy with my ketchup love.

As for being a redneck because I'm from Nebraska, that's not quite right, either. There's about 1.8 million people in Nebraska. A solid half of them live in Lincoln and Omaha, which are reasonably decent-sized metro areas. More than 60% of the state lives within 75 miles of these two towns, if I remember correctly.

Yes, there are LOTS of rednecks in Nebraska, but the majority of us are pretty normal, modern people.

And we have all of our teeth. ;-)
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