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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:30 pm

You Know You Are A Redneck if:

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
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Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo...
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You carry your front porch with you...
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You need fashion tips from your husband...
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You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
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Your wedding picture looked like this...
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And your wedding cake looked like this...
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Your mailbox looks like this...
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Your doghouse looks like this...
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Your pickup looks like this...
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You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
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Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:33 pm

8-o Who dresses up to go to Wal-Mart? 8-o

Nice pics! ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:36 pm

Those are great. :-b

Love the engagement picture. :-b
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:38 pm

8-o 8-o 8-o
I'm trying to figure out what is worse the Confederate Flag bikini or saying you get dressed up to go to Wal-Mart?

Also that cake is awesome and the girl in that engagement announcement looks like she is 12.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:46 pm

The scary thing is that the girl in the engagement picture looks EXACTLY like my daughter's teacher last year at preschool. 8-o
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:48 pm

I wish I haven't seen the confederate bikini, mostly because of the person wearing it.

That girl in the engagement announcement looks like she's 13.

Who dress up to go to Wal-Mart?

But what's wrong with the cake man? That's call convenience :-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:54 pm

Thats awesome and that cake looks delicious
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:21 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:I wish I haven't seen the confederate bikini, mostly because of the person wearing it.

That girl in the engagement announcement looks like she's 13.

Who dress up to go to Wal-Mart?

But what's wrong with the cake man? That's call convenience :-D


yeah, that bikini makes me think of an analogy having to do with stuffing 10 lbs of something into a 5 lb bag

dress up for Wal-Mart...now that's classic

and the cake ;-D
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Postby sportsguy138 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:34 pm

haha thats pretty funny
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:53 pm

One of my friends had a wedding cake with 2 NFL helmets on top, one for his favorite team, the other her favorite team. :-b
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