Time to make up weird scoring categories

[acsguitar]

+5 OFBCF +5 for an obvious fair ball called foul. Ala Texiera clearing the bases while the chalk dust is kicked up yet called foul.

[KoopaTroopa211]

MAD TONY: -5 if Tony LaRussa makes more than one double-switch in the course of the game

MAD AL: If the Cardinals are losing by 6 runs or more, -5 points every time Al Hrabosky thinks there's a chance the Cards can come back and win the game

HBT: +100 points for sucessfully pulling off the hidden ball trick. Extra +25 if this is the 3rd out of the inning.

NOSTRADAMUS: +25 points if by merely hearing which players are playing for the team that night, you can sucessfully predict their batting order

[The Loveable Losers]

+5 ABP: Accidentally Benching Pujols - Points given to offset the pain of finding out Yahoo didn't save your lineup changes and Pujols was on your bench.

+10 ABPHR: Same as above but cumulatively added for every home run Pujols hits - it's not your fault Yahoo dropped the changes.

[markj11]

BC (+4) - Biggest Chaw. Awarded if your player has the biggest chaw in during a contest.

the dykstra

[The Loveable Losers]

-1 FPODA - Fake play of the day attempt - a fielder who unnecessarily makes an easy play look difficult. -20 if you make an error because of this.

-20 FPODA if you end up with a concussion in the process.

[BANDINI]

WB (-500) minus 500 points for every wife beating incident

HGF (+100) plus for a hot player wife or girlfriend

[KoopaTroopa211]

-1 FPODA - Fake play of the day attempt - a fielder who unnecessarily makes an easy play look difficult. -20 if you make an error because of this.

-20 FPODA if you end up with a concussion in the process.

Jim Edmonds just became the least valuable player in baseball.

[KoopaTroopa211]

SOS: +5 points if your pitcher strikes out the side.

ANTI-CLUTCH: -5 points if you strike out with the bases loaded. -10 if you're the 3rd out of the inning

BPOT: -5 points if your pick-off throw to 1st base goes into the seats. +25 points, however, if you hit someone in the crotch or make them dump the beer they were holding on the person next to them

OOPS: -5 points if you strike out in every at bat you have that night (min. 3 AB's)

TP: +3 points if you were involved in a sucessful triple play

UTP: +25 if you collected all 3 outs in a triple play yourself

PHHR: +5 points for hitting a HR as a pinch hitter