Time to make up weird scoring categories

[johnsamo]

+ 5 points for GDOFFOCG - "Getting David Ortiz for the final out in a close game"

-5 "LDOHWOH" - "Letting David Ortiz hit a walk off homer"

The walk doesn't count if it's David Ortiz in the 9th and a homer by him can win the game.

a minus 50 points for a FUIP.... F*#ked up intentional pitch... See Miggy Cabrera's hit last week or the once a decade passed ball on an intentional pitch that scores a guy from 3rd.

Not really fair since it'd be only a NL stat, but there should be a negative point for WTP.... Walking the pitcher.

+1 for ESPNPOD - making ESPN's top 5 plays of the day.

-1 - ARODHMH - A-Rod hits meaningless homer in an already Yankee blowout

-1 ABS - Arrested for being stupid (covers most anything)

-5 BRS - Being really stupid, like tossing lit firecrackers at kids, hitting a running hot dog with your bat during the 7th inning hot dog race, Throwing your bat at an umpire, not hitting a guy when Ozzie Guillen tells you to, that kind of thing... aka "pulling a Dimitri"

-10 ABW - Arrested for beating wife or girlfriend.

-20 WABY - Wife arrested for beating you - AKA "a Finley"

-100 - SURST - "Showing up ripped for spring training" with 20 or more pounds of muscle you didn't have last season

+50 DBCZW - for any reliever that doesn't blow Carlos Zambrano's win

[sportsguy138]

lol good ones .. im sure itll work out well

[Sid Bream's Slide]

-5 BFO (Bunt Foul Out)
+10 BBOHASO (Breaking Bat Over Hip After Striking Out)
+5 HRSC (Home Run Saving Catch)
0 AHABB (Any Hits Against the Braves Bullpen)
+75 YTMSISB (Your Team's Manager Slides Into Second Base)

[Sid Bream's Slide]

HRSC gets a +45 bonus if it's a game saving catch (The Kirby and more recently, The Melky)

[johnsamo]

+1 CTM - charging the mound... I'm tired of pitchers having to do the retaliating. Extra point if you do it after you've walked to first base or after the inning.

-10 - HOM - In an all out team brawl, hitting or throwing to the ground a couch over the age of 70.... AKA... "a Pedro"

-10 - CMHB - Chin music hit batter - i.e. hitting a batter above the shoulders.

+10 FGOW - Fake getting out of the way - Getting hit by pinch that wasn't really far off the plate but making it look like you tried to get out of the way.

+20 GHBPI - Getting hit by a pitch that would not have hit you had you just stood there, but in pretending to back out, you actually manage to move closer to the plate and get hit by it.

+20 - FHBP - Fooling the umpire that a pitch hit you when it didn't.

+10 HTP - when a catcher moves the glove slightly after the catch and fools the ump into calling a ball a strike.

[option245]

TRV - The Robin Ventura
+20 - Pitcher kicks someone who is 20 yrs younger's butt
-20 - Batter gets beat up by pitcher 20 yrs older than him

[Matthias]

+50 DBCZW - for any reliever that doesn't blow Carlos Zambrano's win

Heh. Frustrated, are we?

-10 RLABI - "Running Like a Blooming Idiot" includes missing a base, trying to take the extra base only to get thrown out by 5 feet, or getting picked off of first by the catcher

+2 DNLPHHR - "Did Not Let Pujols Hit a Home Run" - awarded to every member of the opposing pitching staff

-15 RIYOWM - "Running Into Your Own Man" - minus another 5 if you cost them the catch and minus an additional 30 if you put them onto the DL

+40 SH - successfully steal home base

+8 ELTLG - "Everybody Loves the Little Guy" - awarded when the walk-off, game-winning hit comes from someone hitting .220 or under

+1 MYINKM - "My Name Is Not Kevin Millar" - awarded to everyone who didn't use Kevin Millar on their fantasy team

+3 ISP - "I Still Pray" - awarded every game Mark Prior, Kerry Wood, Ken Griffey, Jr., or Nomar successfully stay off of the DL

+400 CYS - "Call Your Shot" - awarded to the player who points to the bleachers and then puts the ball there. -440 if they call their shot and then do anything else.

-7 BAGU - "Be a Grown-Up" - deducted from any pitcher who gets pulled by their manager but storms off of the mound without talking to them. -10 add'l if they knock over bats and/or water coolers in the dugout once they get there.

[bravo369]

+20 LTTY - Lose to the yankees. Your pitcher gets +20 points if he gets the loss against the yankees. It'll give everyone a reason to root for the yanks

[WittyC]

BC (+4) - Biggest Chaw. Awarded if your player has the biggest chaw in during a contest.

PS (-10) - Photo-Shopped. Subtracted any time a purse gets photo-shopped into an action shot you are the subject of.

HFF (+5) - Hot Female Fan. Awarded any time a camera flashes to a hot female fan wearing your players' jersey or holding a supportive sign for your player.

FDMF (-5) - Fat Drunk Male Fan. Subtracted any time a camera flashes to a 350+ pound guy with two franks in one hand and a beer in the other wearing your players' jersey or holding a supportive sign for your player.

PA (-0.5) - Pussy Armor. Subtracted for every piece of protective equipment you batter wears to the plate in each AB. Exception: helmets.

[mak1277]

+400 CYS - "Call Your Shot" - awarded to the player who points to the bleachers and then puts the ball there. -440 if they call their shot and then do anything else.

Hmmm, +400/-440....someone's been gambling a little too much