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Which Weapon?

Chainsaw
11
31%
Sword
25
69%
 
Total votes : 36

Postby DevilDriver » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:04 am

MMoNeY24 wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:
DevilDriver wrote:everyone's saying sword because it's lighter, but why does that matter when I could just throw a chainsaw tomahawk style at your face?
I'm guessing you have never used a chainsaw before.


:-D

Also, who's to say you can't just throw the sword down-field like a javelin.

you could, but a chainsaw to the face does far more damage
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Postby CadensDad » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:40 am

Sword by far, Chainsaw has too many things that could go wrong, chain break, runs out of oil, runs out of gas, stall's. ect.
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:47 am

This seems like an odd thread...

but...

a Chain Saw is just fun to operate, I'd just stand in place screaming like a madman. :-b
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:05 am

I'll take the chain-saw.

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If any of you primitive screwheads want a piece of me, I'm ready for you.


(I've used a chainsaw extensively. I tried to swing a sword once. I'm much more comfortable and deadly with the chainsaw)
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:19 am

Absolutely Adequate wrote:I'll take the chain-saw.

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If any of you primitive screwheads want a piece of me, I'm ready for you.


(I've used a chainsaw extensively. I tried to swing a sword once. I'm much more comfortable and deadly with the chainsaw)


Well hello Mister Fancypants. :-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:11 am

MMoNeY24 wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:
DevilDriver wrote:everyone's saying sword because it's lighter, but why does that matter when I could just throw a chainsaw tomahawk style at your face?
I'm guessing you have never used a chainsaw before.


:-D

Also, who's to say you can't just throw the sword down-field like a javelin.


Biggest problem I have with throwing either a chainsaw or a sword is that, if you miss, you're left with nothing at all to defend yourself with. And, trust me, you'd miss with a chainsaw.
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:20 am

I don't know if it's a good idea to go around throwing chainsaws.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:44 am

It's just obvious that a sword is the weapon here. No question.


Didn't anyone see Thunderdome? Remember all the trouble Max had with that chainsaw?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:25 pm

Coppermine wrote:I don't know if it's a good idea to go around throwing chainsaws.


You'd have to have an awful lot of practice and some mighty big forearms to be able to be even remotely accurate with a chainsaw. It's not just because of the weight, but it's just awkward. All the weight's on the handle. Plus, you either have a gas powered engine or a cord.
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