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Which Weapon?

Chainsaw
11
31%
Sword
25
69%
 
Total votes : 36

Postby Fireball Express » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:52 pm

I'll take the sword.

A chainsaw is a machine. Machines tend to stall at times. They also run out of gas at times. If it stops working it is pretty much useless.

With a sword you have more mobility. How much depends on what size sword. If it's not a huge sword you can take a hit on one arm and still use the other. If you take a hit on an arm while fighting with a chainsaw you are pretty much doomed using one arm.

A chainsaw may be more intimidating. It won't matter if you have balls and ice water in your veins.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:57 pm

Fireball Express wrote:I'll take the sword.

A chainsaw is a machine. Machines tend to stall at times. They also run out of gas at times. If it stops working it is pretty much useless.

With a sword you have more mobility. How much depends on what size sword. If it's not a huge sword you can take a hit on one arm and still use the other. If you take a hit on an arm while fighting with a chainsaw you are pretty much doomed using one arm.

A chainsaw may be more intimidating. It won't matter if you have balls and ice water in your veins.

Not a combo I want running through my veins :-?

:-D ;-)
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:59 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:What kind of sword? A big honkin 2 hander, a bastard sword, a broad sword, a nice long sword, a flimsy rapier, a little short sword or a useless epee? I need more info.

Broad sword


A broad sword is probably about 4 kg and a good mid-range stihl saw is about 6kg and more bulky. So I'll go with the sword.
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:07 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:What kind of sword? A big honkin 2 hander, a bastard sword, a broad sword, a nice long sword, a flimsy rapier, a little short sword or a useless epee? I need more info.

Broad sword


A broad sword is probably about 4 kg and a good mid-range stihl saw is about 6kg and more bulky. So I'll go with the sword.


I don't understand this "kg" stuff. It must be some kind of Canadian slang. :-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:12 pm

wow, that's tough. i like my chances better with a sword, but a chainsaw would be so much more fun
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Postby citybirds27 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:18 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:wow, that's tough. i like my chances better with a sword, but a chainsaw would be so much more fun


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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:03 pm

I'd choose a sword, mainly because you can run around the chainsaw guy, until he got tired holding the thing and slows down. :-°
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:08 pm

Sword for sure. Much easier to handle than a chainsaw.
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:10 pm

How about both :-B



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Postby davidmarver » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:59 pm

If the sword is the Flame of the West, it's unbeatable.
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