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Which Weapon?

Chainsaw
11
31%
Sword
25
69%
 
Total votes : 36

Choose your Weapon version 3.0

Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:21 pm

It has been a while.
You and an opponent are at opposite ends of a football field. You get to choose first. Which weapon will it be.
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Postby knapplc » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:27 pm

Easy choice. You get five swipes with a sword for every one with the chainsaw, or at best two to one if it's a really light chainsaw.

Give me a sword and my opponent a chainsaw and I'll take him down 10 out of 10 times. ;-D
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Postby RugbyD » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:31 pm

sword no question. easier to handle.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:32 pm

I'll take a chainsaw. One hit with that baby and you're done. You get slashed by a sword on the leg or something you could still have a chance depending on the hit. You make contact with the chainsaw and it's cutting through the guy.
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Postby suppasonic » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:32 pm

Not only that, but a quick swipe from a sword will cause just as much damage as a slow hit from a chainsaw.
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:41 pm

I'd take the sword but if you block the sword with the chain running I have to think there is a good chance it knocks it out of the other guys hand.
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:47 pm

Give me the sword. Easier to move.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:48 pm

What kind of sword? A big honkin 2 hander, a bastard sword, a broad sword, a nice long sword, a flimsy rapier, a little short sword or a useless epee? I need more info.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:48 pm

Sword due to speed
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:50 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:What kind of sword? A big honkin 2 hander, a bastard sword, a broad sword, a nice long sword, a flimsy rapier, a little short sword or a useless epee? I need more info.

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