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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:29 pm

I'm surprised the lady didn't throw the car
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:34 pm

acsguitar wrote:I'm surprised the lady didn't throw the car


She probably did; since these cars have a higher center of gravity, here weight probably threw the whole vehicle out of balance on a turn.

I still don't understand how she got in the car; I've read about ladies weighing less than 500 lbs being bedridden, or like that lady who sat on a couch for 10 years and her skin actually grafted into the couch.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:40 pm

Man thats crazy stuff ... So the she basically threw the car off of her back awesome!
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:08 pm

Coppermine wrote:
duckmonkey wrote:I want to know how a 600-pound woman even fit into an Amigo in the first place. They're small vehicles!

8-o


Seriously; I'm having difficulty comprehending a 600 lb woman; that's what I want to see.

I mean, if Force = Mass x Accelleration, then 600 lbs of mass at any speed would create enough force to throw this lady through the roof of any car, let alone a sunroof. THAT's what I want to see.


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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:13 pm

No way she ever got good gas mileage. She probably had to change both left tires every week too, not to mention adjusting the alignment.

They couldn't even airlift her out of there.

Watch her try and sue Izuzu. They'd settle and she'd get money for being the size of Shamu. How do you get to be 600lbs? Don't you think once you reach say 400lbs you should start hitting the gym and eat more fish and veggies.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:32 pm

Fireball Express wrote: How do you get to be 600lbs? Don't you think once you reach say 400lbs you should start hitting the gym and eat more fish and veggies.


I never understood that either. At some point, don't you realize it's out of hand?
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:01 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
duckmonkey wrote:I want to know how a 600-pound woman even fit into an Amigo in the first place. They're small vehicles!

8-o


Seriously; I'm having difficulty comprehending a 600 lb woman; that's what I want to see.

I mean, if Force = Mass x Accelleration, then 600 lbs of mass at any speed would create enough force to throw this lady through the roof of any car, let alone a sunroof. THAT's what I want to see.


probably something like this ;-7

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Bleh. :-P Just thanks.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:12 pm

LooseCannon wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
duckmonkey wrote:I want to know how a 600-pound woman even fit into an Amigo in the first place. They're small vehicles!

8-o


Seriously; I'm having difficulty comprehending a 600 lb woman; that's what I want to see.

I mean, if Force = Mass x Accelleration, then 600 lbs of mass at any speed would create enough force to throw this lady through the roof of any car, let alone a sunroof. THAT's what I want to see.


probably something like this ;-7

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Bleh. :-P Just thanks.


good god not what I wanted to see after eating lunch
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:14 pm

acsguitar wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
duckmonkey wrote:I want to know how a 600-pound woman even fit into an Amigo in the first place. They're small vehicles!

8-o


Seriously; I'm having difficulty comprehending a 600 lb woman; that's what I want to see.

I mean, if Force = Mass x Accelleration, then 600 lbs of mass at any speed would create enough force to throw this lady through the roof of any car, let alone a sunroof. THAT's what I want to see.


probably something like this ;-7

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Bleh. :-P Just thanks.


good god not what I wanted to see after eating lunch


i sent this to my brother awhile back and he said the one girl looks like she's melting
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:15 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
LooseCannon wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
duckmonkey wrote:I want to know how a 600-pound woman even fit into an Amigo in the first place. They're small vehicles!

8-o


Seriously; I'm having difficulty comprehending a 600 lb woman; that's what I want to see.

I mean, if Force = Mass x Accelleration, then 600 lbs of mass at any speed would create enough force to throw this lady through the roof of any car, let alone a sunroof. THAT's what I want to see.


probably something like this ;-7

Image


Bleh. :-P Just thanks.


good god not what I wanted to see after eating lunch


i sent this to my brother awhile back and he said the one girl looks like she's melting



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