A man and a woman were sitting beside each other on a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man watched and then went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman did it again. Including the violent shuddering. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed. Again, the woman sneezed, wiped her nose, and shuddered violently. The man could not restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, and then shuddered violently. Are you all right?!?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition. When I sneeze, I climax."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious than before and said, "I have never heard of that before. What are you taking for it??"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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