Doomsday Vault

[Dan Lambskin]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

[acsguitar]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

Cole Hamels is so well endowed that isn't possible.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

Cole Hamels is so well endowed that isn't possible.

What if he meant the other way?

[acsguitar]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

Cole Hamels is so well endowed that isn't possible.

What if he meant the other way?

The only thing Cole Hamels can give birth to are extremely theoretical Astrophysical Theories having to do with a combination of Black Holes, Worm Holes, Space Dust, the # Pi, and pineapples.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

Cole Hamels is so well endowed that isn't possible.

What if he meant the other way?

The only thing Cole Hamels can give birth to are extremely theoretical Astrophysical Theories having to do with a combination of Black Holes, Worm Holes, Space Dust, the # Pi, and pineapples.

I bet Julio Lugo forms an army and takes the vault.

[acsguitar]

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.

That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games

So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.

what if Cole Hamels mated with a mutant polar bear...

Cole Hamels is so well endowed that isn't possible.

What if he meant the other way?

The only thing Cole Hamels can give birth to are extremely theoretical Astrophysical Theories having to do with a combination of Black Holes, Worm Holes, Space Dust, the # Pi, and pineapples.

I bet Julio Lugo forms an army and takes the vault.

Yea I guess Cole could let Julio do that. Cole might have to turn him into the Undead Nosferatu first in order to give Lugo those types of power.