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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:45 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
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acsguitar wrote:Is 2 million seeds alot?

I bought some seeds for planting and it looked like there was 100,000 of them in a tiny package the size of koolaid.

is this vault the size of a port o john

Well you only need a few to survive, and then those make more seeds, and then you are on your way.


But do they need a massive vault?


and a vault "guarded by polar bears" at that. Believe me, if I'm in the middle of apocolypse, the last thing I need to deal with is polar bears.


won't the polar bears eat our crops


Not if they're in the vault.


Could they eat the vault?
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Postby Tavish » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:07 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Is 2 million seeds alot?

I bought some seeds for planting and it looked like there was 100,000 of them in a tiny package the size of koolaid.

is this vault the size of a port o john

Well you only need a few to survive, and then those make more seeds, and then you are on your way.


But do they need a massive vault?


and a vault "guarded by polar bears" at that. Believe me, if I'm in the middle of apocolypse, the last thing I need to deal with is polar bears.


won't the polar bears eat our crops


Not if they're in the vault.


Could they eat the vault?


Why would they eat the vault? They can just eat the humans trying to get to the vault.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:10 pm

Tavish wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Is 2 million seeds alot?

I bought some seeds for planting and it looked like there was 100,000 of them in a tiny package the size of koolaid.

is this vault the size of a port o john

Well you only need a few to survive, and then those make more seeds, and then you are on your way.


But do they need a massive vault?


and a vault "guarded by polar bears" at that. Believe me, if I'm in the middle of apocolypse, the last thing I need to deal with is polar bears.


won't the polar bears eat our crops


Not if they're in the vault.


Could they eat the vault?


Why would they eat the vault? They can just eat the humans trying to get to the vault.


Why wouldn't they just trick the humans into opening the vault by telling them they won't eat them if they open it, but when they open it, eat them anyway?
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:45 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Tavish wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
CubsFan7724 wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Is 2 million seeds alot?

I bought some seeds for planting and it looked like there was 100,000 of them in a tiny package the size of koolaid.

is this vault the size of a port o john

Well you only need a few to survive, and then those make more seeds, and then you are on your way.


But do they need a massive vault?


and a vault "guarded by polar bears" at that. Believe me, if I'm in the middle of apocolypse, the last thing I need to deal with is polar bears.


won't the polar bears eat our crops


Not if they're in the vault.


Could they eat the vault?


Why would they eat the vault? They can just eat the humans trying to get to the vault.


Why wouldn't they just trick the humans into opening the vault by telling them they won't eat them if they open it, but when they open it, eat them anyway?


why is the sky blue? why is water wet? why did judas rat to romans while jesus slept?
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:28 pm

Wouldn't the polar bears die in the nuclear war as well? At least we wouldn't have to fight through them at that point. :-B
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:21 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:Wouldn't the polar bears die in the nuclear war as well? At least we wouldn't have to fight through them at that point. :-B


They'd go under water
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Postby Tavish » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:14 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:Wouldn't the polar bears die in the nuclear war as well? At least we wouldn't have to fight through them at that point. :-B


I'm pretty sure the nuclear fallout would only mutate the polar bears into giant-sized rabid polar bears.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:58 pm

Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:19 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.


That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:29 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Someday the world will turn to a man who can kill these giant-sized rabid polar bears.


This is your cue acs.


That man exists but only comes out at night to feed on the living and pitch night games


So now we, as mortals, have much more to fear than nuclear bombs and mutant polar bears?

We're screwed.
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