Madison Agrees to Speak

[Coppermine]

Madison, you average 37.30 posts per day. At about 2 minutes per post, you've probably spent more time posting than on the toilet. I don't know about you, but I see that as quite an accomplishment. Assuming you could get about an hour back per day since you've joined the Cafe, what would you do with all that saved time??

[Absolutely Adequate]

That's a good question from Coppermine. Here's another:

The plot of Lysistrata is pretty simple. A bunch of women, tired of not seeing their husbands because they're always off at war, decide to withhold sex until the men stop waging war. Has Mrs. Madison ever done something similar?

Also, what is the longest you've ever gone without stopping in here, do you think?

[LooseCannon]

Madison if you had to give someone the death penalty for something like ripping the tag off of a mattress would you choose. Firing Squad or Death by rabid squirrel bites

Laughed out loud at this one..

I'll think about some questions for Mad at another time, although I'm not so creative.

[Simulacrum]

Mad-

Would you rather be Albert Pujols OR the Albert Pujols equivalent of the bowling world (whoever that may be)?

Who gets hotter chicks- bowlers or baseball players?

[bigh0rt]

Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

Frank

[DK]

Hey Mad,

Tell me about the time you fell in love with baseball.

[JTWood]

I actually like this idea, but we already know so much about Madison.

Maybe there is something I don't know about him. Hmm... What could that be?



Ah ha! I got it. Madison, do you pee in the shower?

[Tavish]

Maddy

Whats more painful, losing a big pot on the river to a guy with only one out or watching the Rangers pitch?

[Madison]

Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

Frank

Ok, that's a bit disturbing.

[bigh0rt]

Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

Frank

Ok, that's a bit disturbing.

Ok, ok. Try this on for size.

How do you type so fast using these: