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Postby Coppermine » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:43 pm

Madison, you average 37.30 posts per day. At about 2 minutes per post, you've probably spent more time posting than on the toilet. I don't know about you, but I see that as quite an accomplishment. Assuming you could get about an hour back per day since you've joined the Cafe, what would you do with all that saved time??
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:53 pm

That's a good question from Coppermine. Here's another:

The plot of Lysistrata is pretty simple. A bunch of women, tired of not seeing their husbands because they're always off at war, decide to withhold sex until the men stop waging war. Has Mrs. Madison ever done something similar?

Also, what is the longest you've ever gone without stopping in here, do you think?
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:57 pm

acsguitar wrote:Madison if you had to give someone the death penalty for something like ripping the tag off of a mattress would you choose. Firing Squad or Death by rabid squirrel bites


:-b Laughed out loud at this one..

I'll think about some questions for Mad at another time, although I'm not so creative.
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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:40 pm

Mad-

Would you rather be Albert Pujols OR the Albert Pujols equivalent of the bowling world (whoever that may be)?

Who gets hotter chicks- bowlers or baseball players?
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Postby bigh0rt » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:50 pm

Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

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Postby DK » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:59 pm

Hey Mad,

Tell me about the time you fell in love with baseball.
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Postby JTWood » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:33 pm

I actually like this idea, but we already know so much about Madison.

Maybe there is something I don't know about him. Hmm... What could that be?

:-?

Ah ha! I got it. Madison, do you pee in the shower?

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Postby Tavish » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:51 am

Maddy

Whats more painful, losing a big pot on the river to a guy with only one out or watching the Rangers pitch?
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Bury me a Royal.
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:10 am

bigh0rt wrote:Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

Frank


Ok, that's a bit disturbing. :-o

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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:31 am

Madison wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:Beloved Madison,

If you were to believe in reincarnation, what would be your ideal being to come back as, and what do you feel you've earned up until this point in your life to come back as?

I love you,

Frank


Ok, that's a bit disturbing. :-o

:-b :-b


Ok, ok. Try this on for size.

How do you type so fast using these:

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