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Breaking News: JD Drew is literally a pansy.

Postby Doughhead » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:26 pm

From Rotoworld:

June 16 The Los Angeles Dodgers received some bad news on Friday when lab results revealed that right fielder JD Drew is, in fact, a pansy. After complaining of recurring aches and pains over the past few weeks, the Dodgers sent Drew to St. Louis to visit with specialist Dr. John Yeats. After undergoing a series of tests, the Dodgers were informed that Drew shares DNA with the plant species Viola, more commonly known as the pansy, which is likely to blame for his highly sporadic playing time this season. He was referred to grounds crew staff in Los Angeles for treatment.

Dodgers manager Grady Little expressed surprise at the test results, but also indicated that the team was happy to finally know the cause of the talented, but oft-inured Drew's constant need for extra days off. "Initially it was a shock," said Little. "There didn't seem to be anything physically wrong, but he wasn't able to play every day. So we got him looked at and it turns out he's just a pansy." Although Drew is not expected to miss any extended time in the near future, he will likely continue to be given consecutive days off until team gardeners decide on an appropriate treatment.


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Postby Red Sox Nation » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:49 pm

Lol.
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Postby Jackie Treehorn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:55 pm

This is not breaking news. Cardinals fans knew this years ago.
"How's the smut business, Jackie?"
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Postby tol1l1yboy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:03 pm

So what is the real deal? I didnt see any reports that he was injured and he has now missed two games. It would be nice if somebody got off their ass and found out about this before tonight. WTF do all these websites and reporters do?
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Postby Hobbes » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:00 am

The Braves got his one good and healthy season:

145 G
518 AB
31 HR
93 RBI
118 BB
.305 AVG
.436 OBP
.569 SLG

Oh yeah, it was his contract year.
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Postby teddyballgamemvp » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:17 am

It's Drew's time of the month. Be compassionate.
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Postby Los_Dodgers » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:06 pm

That's really, really funny.
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Postby jh2031 » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:31 pm

:-b :-b :-b :-b
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Postby Weasel_King » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:10 pm

Jackie Treehorn wrote:This is not breaking news. Cardinals fans knew this years ago.


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Postby Tulaneball » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:17 pm

[/quote]This is not breaking news. Cardinals fans knew this years ago.

hate to break it to ya, but phillies fans knew he was a pansy back when cardinal fans were singing his praises
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