Idea stolen from the Light Side...

[Coppermine]

Art, does this mean you're no longer going to be my latex salesman?

[Art Vandelay]

Thanks for the kind thoughts, guys. I didn't mean to hijack this thread and turn into a 'congrats on getting married' thread. Anyway, I'm not able to get enough time off of work to take a proper honeymoon. The wedding's this Saturday, and I've only got Monday and Tuesday off, so we're taking a short trip to the Northern California Coast. Should be good times.

[Coppermine]

The wedding's this Saturday, and I've only got Monday and Tuesday off, so we're taking a short trip to the Northern California Coast. Should be good times.

Yeah, cause you're gonna be doin it.

[Omaha Red Sox]

The wedding's this Saturday, and I've only got Monday and Tuesday off, so we're taking a short trip to the Northern California Coast. Should be good times.

Yeah, cause you're gonna be doin it.

Doing what?

[acsguitar]

The wedding's this Saturday, and I've only got Monday and Tuesday off, so we're taking a short trip to the Northern California Coast. Should be good times.

Yeah, cause you're gonna be doin it.

Doing what?

Peeing in the river!

[JTWood]

Real Name: Jay
Age: 28
Status: Married, 5 years
Offspring: 2 dogs, 2 cats

Place of Residence: St. Charles County, Missouri (St. Louis Suburb)
Occupation: Business Analyst for a major medical/scientific publisher

Unattainable Dream Job: Boy toy to the supermodels
Much more attainable dream job: Cardinals PbP guy
Places I want to visit before I'm old: Australia, Canada, Ireland... That's about it. The rest of the world appears to suck.
Hobbies and Interests: Tennis and my wife (NNITO)
Best Sports Moment: Winning my first singles tournament
Worst Sports Moment: Triple-double faulting away triple match point at Nationals in college

How I ended up here: Google
Favorite Cafe Feature:
Cafe Pet Peeve: Bad spelling/grammar

[The Miner Part 2]

Status: engaged (for two more days)

Congratulations AV!


Where you going for a honeymoon?

congrats art! youve made jay mariotti so happy!

[Snakes Gould]

Real Name: Craig
Age: 21
Status: Girlfriend, future wifey, 3 years
Offspring:

Place of Residence: Philadelphia, PA
Occupation: Senior at West Chester University, Communication, Journalism major, looking to get into sports writing/broadcasting/ etc...anyone with hookups? let me know!

Unattainable Dream Job: NOTHING (owner of sports team)
Much more attainable dream job: Owner of sports team, GM, Assistant GM, professional poker player (actually almost happened for a while!)
Places I want to visit before I'm old: Vegas for sure, Hawaii, Australia,
Hobbies and Interests: Sports, (fantasy and tangible), poker, making money, sports writing.
Best Sports Moment: Personal: Being voted captain of the Varsity baseball team, making all-city, anytime i made the paper (big philadelphia paper! not a little suburban paper! Getting MULTIPLE hits off of Mike Gibbs (been drafted a few times, nothing special now) with scouts watching, thought they might notice me!no such luck
Professional: Eagles winning the NFC championship game, Phillies Game 6 win in the NLCS (attended the game). AI stomping over Tyronn Lue, Eric Snow hitting the game winner 2001 NBA Finals
Worst Sports Moment: Personal: Grounding out to end my senior year in the semi-finals with runners on 2nd and 3rd (2 outs) down 6-2. I could have kept the rally going Professional: Joe Carter Walkoff, Donovan's INT to Ronde Barber, Donovan vs NE
How I ended up here: Mix of google and friends
Favorite Cafe Feature: Numerous different topics and forums, can find friendly people in any of them
Cafe Pet Peeve: WHIR, the entire DTWK forum, any type of bad grammar where its unreadable, all the yankee fans.

[Coppermine]

Occupation: Senior at West Chester University, Communication, Journalism major, looking to get into sports writing/broadcasting/ etc...anyone with hookups? let me know!

Nice, West Chester, like the Jackass guys... I went to Shippensburg. Word.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Word.

I think you must get to work about the same time as me Copper. About 7 CT, it seems like it's just me and you around here.