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Postby Madison » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:08 pm

I liked both of them. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:32 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


This 1??


(joke)


Yep, that's the one. I didn't know if I could post it here because it dealt with #1 potty and touching someone's wee-wee (terms used so as not to offend anyone - no, I don't talk like that ;-) ). I remain confused as to what will and what will not get you a PM from a Mod on the Cafe. I feel it's best to err on the side of caution these days. :-D
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:39 pm

knapplc wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


This 1??


(joke)


Yep, that's the one. I didn't know if I could post it here because it dealt with #1 potty and touching someone's wee-wee (terms used so as not to offend anyone - no, I don't talk like that ;-) ). I remain confused as to what will and what will not get you a PM from a Mod on the Cafe. I feel it's best to err on the side of caution these days. :-D


haha, you said wee wee instead of penis.
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:53 pm

john kerry and joesph lieberman jokes? why not just drop some OJ simpson and clarence thomas jokes on us wreves. :-D ;-)
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:46 am

knapplc wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


This 1??


(joke)


Yep, that's the one. I didn't know if I could post it here because it dealt with #1 potty and touching someone's wee-wee (terms used so as not to offend anyone - no, I don't talk like that ;-) ). I remain confused as to what will and what will not get you a PM from a Mod on the Cafe. I feel it's best to err on the side of caution these days. :-D


When in doubt, just shoot 1 of us a PM but that 1 seems pretty cool. ;-)
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:27 pm


Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written in urine across the snow.

Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells, "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Bill hollers,
"Well damn it, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"

The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.

Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says,
"Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"

Clinton says,
"Oh hell, give me the bad news first."

The officer says,
"Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Al Gore's urine."

Clinton says,
"Oh my god, I feel so... betrayed! My own Vice President! Damn....Well, what's the really bad news?"

The officer replies,
"Well sir, it's Hillary's handwriting."




That is definitely a classic there. ;-D ;-D
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Postby hybrid » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:35 pm

The Clinton Joke ;-D

The whatever you want to call it posted joke :-t
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Postby ThatDude » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:37 pm

This is a disappointing thread on a couple of levels.

Forget for a minute just how pathetic it is to be making jokes about Kerry at this point.

When the title of a thread is kittens, I expect to find a fun game about bashing kittens skulls with meat tenderizers, or maybe a nice little image like this.

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Postby Fireball Express » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:36 pm

Whenever I hear the word Kittens I think of this Led Zep Classic! ;-D


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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:48 pm

Nice Clinton joke! ;-D :-D :-b
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