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Postby wrveres » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:40 am

John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are those?"
"Well" the store owner replied "They're Democrats."

The next week Kerry is jogging down the same street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "Joe, you gotta' see this!"

Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks,
"What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.

Aahhh the store owner responds .. "They opened their eyes."
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:53 am

Didn't you have a problem with the Bush joke regarding Brazilians?? ;-7

Nice 1, though. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:43 am

I liked the Bush Brazilian joke better just because it wasn't really political. I don't even really get this one.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:42 am

I like it.








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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:53 am

Wveres didn't you ban yourself from this forum?

Anyways I'm not surprised the kittens opened their eyes considering being blind is apparently a joke to republicans
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:55 am

I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:01 am

knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


That one sounds funny
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:49 am

knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


This 1??


Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written in urine across the snow.

Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells, "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Bill hollers,
"Well damn it, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"

The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.

Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says,
"Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"

Clinton says,
"Oh hell, give me the bad news first."

The officer says,
"Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Al Gore's urine."

Clinton says,
"Oh my god, I feel so... betrayed! My own Vice President! Damn....Well, what's the really bad news?"

The officer replies,
"Well sir, it's Hillary's handwriting."
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:55 am

Lofunzo wrote:
knapplc wrote:I liked it, but I believe I recall hearing this same one when Clinton was Pres, only the Dem/Repub were reversed.

It reminds me of the joke about the writing in the snow, where the punchline is "it was Hillary's handwriting."


This 1??


Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written in urine across the snow.

Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells, "Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Bill hollers,
"Well damn it, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"

The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.

Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says,
"Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"

Clinton says,
"Oh hell, give me the bad news first."

The officer says,
"Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Al Gore's urine."

Clinton says,
"Oh my god, I feel so... betrayed! My own Vice President! Damn....Well, what's the really bad news?"

The officer replies,
"Well sir, it's Hillary's handwriting."


See, now that's a classic!
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:40 pm

I had not heard the Clinton one before. That's great. ;-D :-b
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